Dear rag media,
City have always been a bigger club than United. Pre 1st World War we were miles ahead of you.You were so poor that you had to borrow shirts from us.
We had the record attendance for a game in 1934 when 84,569 fans saw us play Stoke in the cup.
In between the wars we were arguably 2nd only to Arsenal.
In the 60's and 70's we were a much better team than a spluttering United,
Even during the so called 'whisky nose glory years' City often came out on top in the derbies.
In the last 5 years United have been nowhere whilst City dominated English football.
So stick your history up your ignoramus arses and snuggle up in your Ronaldo duvets because now you aspire to be us more than ever.
Your club is saddled with debt, a washed out repulsive manager and a library full of empty seats known to 100% of mancunians as Old Toilet or Theatre of Shite (take your pick)