Luis Suarez

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Apparently we've been listed as one of the clubs he cannot join if his contract is to be terminated so he can leave on a free.

What criteria puts you on the list? Is it any PL team that other teams in the PL have written to CAS complaining about?

 

[cleavers]

Apparently we've been listed as one of the clubs he cannot join if his contract is to be terminated so he can leave on a free.

Good.

 

[manimanc]

He's 33, a tad overweight, an ugly ****, ex scouse wanker, and his teeth are offside before him.
Surprised the rag mardarses aren't desperate to sign him.

 

[cleavers]

his teeth are offside before him.

And often sinking into flesh.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

and his teeth are offside before him.

Doubtful. An opponents fleshy arm is playing him onside

 

[BamberBridgeBlue]

 

[shevtheblue]

He can no longer run, that's the problem, his legs have gone.

I've not watched much Barca games for a while tbf, so if this is true then yeah he's pointless.

 

[FCBarca]

From Graham Hunter,

Imagine the testosterone overload of him, Diego Costa and Cholo at the same club. Atleti become title challengers, defenders need brown shorts, refs take cover. But big Barça mistake - crucially, he is, by far, the greatest, most mutually beneficial strike partner Lionel Messi has ever had

 

[Parisian]

Apparently we've been listed as one of the clubs he cannot join if his contract is to be terminated so he can leave on a free.

I think it is because of their anti oil money bias. PSG was listed too.

 

[crazyg]

And often sinking into flesh.

Yes, but fangs ain't what they used to be.