M40 for cup final?

[yeseye]

I’ll go the most convenient way and when I need fuel or fancy taking a shite I will pull in to the nearest services.

 

[peterswales]

It is set up for coaches, avoid if in a Car. Big queues at toilets. Corley will be similar.

I would use Northampton or Newport P on the M1 or Oxford on the M40 , wait another 30/40 mins.

OK. I'll tell the coach driver to go via the M1 and use Northampton services ;-)

 

[Corky]

OK. I'll tell the coach driver to go via the M1 and use Northampton services ;-)

The trick is avoiding the coaches for everyone else, you will do as told by the drivers :)

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Unless Putin is already in charge then as far as I'm concerned everyone (even fucking rags) can go whichever way they like.

 

[peterswales]

The trick is avoiding the coaches for everyone else, you will do as told by the drivers :)

I know. I was being sarcastic. Obviously I can't just tell the official coach to take a different direction...

 

[crazyg]

I’ll go the most convenient way and when I need fuel or fancy taking a shite I will pull in to the nearest services.

You can afford fuel at motorway services?

 

[yeseye]

Anybody would think somebody was trying to cause trouble!
Official City coaches pulling into Utd designated Service Stations,
Parking Utd Coaches behind our end and designating a City pub at Utds end!
Should be a fun day out!

 

[yeseye]

You can afford fuel at motorway services?

No, I’ll drive off without paying.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Never been a fan of driving at night.

How much daylight will still be around travelling back North after half seven-ish?

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Tbf pal the problems on the M40 won’t be on the Friday, not sure I want to put my 14 year old in the way of those cunts at Warwick services (he might hurt the cunts). Seems mental that the more westerly motorway is allocated to the cunts on the east side of Wembley, most of whom will be travelling to the game on the London Underground

That's my only real concern, getting off at Wembley Park means we are at the wrong side of the stadium and have to walk through the twats.

Told my boy no colours or keep under his jacket.

Probably stop Norton Caines on way back, won't take my chances at Warwick.