Play off rather than play!On the pitch after the Wigan play semi final saw this guy I know who had obviously had a lot of pre match/ half time refreshments. He was just about to pick up a 'lump of hallowed Maine Road turf 'when I had to explain to him it had just recently deposited by a Police horse!!!
That was a proper pitch invasion btw, not one to grab a players shirt to sell on e bay!
Used to see that bloke around a fair bit in those days, really nice guy called Paul(?) from Nottingham training to be a Solicitor I seem to remember! (Obviously his law degree didn't tell him how to tell the difference between horse shit and grass though!)
Mind you if it was a play in those days it was very much a shitty local pantomime rather than classic Shakespeare.
Not that I'm particularly keen on either tbh!