Bit like a weird theme park,Imagine high end tourists trying the kippax bogs experiences after dodging horseshit outside to get in
Try to park your car & avoid paying the "mind yer car mister" scrotes,
Try & walk down the dark alley without stepping in the dog shit,
Try eating the greasy hot dog & extra fag ends without getting the shits,
Try to avoid laughing at the old bloke holding up "the end is nigh" sign,
Try & get in the ground without having the right change,
Try not to stand behind the biggest bloke youve ever seen on the kippax,
Try to work out why the crowd is given as 28,000 when the place is packed out,
Try to work out how swales ever became chairman!
Thing is I still loved the place & really miss it, happy days.