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[SJT]

gis a job!

 

[WestGorton]

No blame. No claim.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

WHY LIVERPOOL NOT BEING IN BRITAIN MEANS THIS GAME ISN’T A BATTLE OF BRITAIN

Despite many modern genealogy tests proving that Liverpool doesn’t have a different genetic make-up to any other major British city, the people have spoken. Scouse claims are stronger than genetic proof, so Liverpool isn’t English and isn’t British.

 

[Mr Fraser]

Try being married to a Liverpool fan. Lol. I don't have anything against them to be honest, I only really hate United, BUT it does boil my piss when my hubby tries to point out that Pep is obsessed with talking about them. Pretty sure Klopp mentioned Pep and us MANY times last season. Fair play, they closed a 14 point gap to just one point which is impressive, but come on.

It's not hard to be not married to a dipper. Fair play? Jim Royle knows the answer

 

[MillsyTheMosher]

I shit you not hahaha

 

[Ric]

I think The Echo is officially beyond parody now.

 

[Vienna_70]

How MacGregor's heroics will prove Núnez is better than Håland.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Having beaten Scotland's 2nd team, Klopp asks board to leave the Premier League to join the SPL to have a more realistic hope of winning a title.

 

[eyalluvitt]

“Why the 800 million pound Reds beating 30 million pound Rangers with a dodgy free kick and a dodgy pen is ominous for the rest of the teams in the CL”

 

[ChelBelle83]

It's not hard to be not married to a dipper. Fair play? Jim Royle knows the answer

Can't help who you love, mate. Also, in regards to the dipper nickname, we were shopping in Deansgate a few months ago and we came across a homeless fella with a really broad Mancunian accent going through the bin outside McDs for food. He hasn't let me forget about that, despite the fact I have NEVER used that slur cos I don't agree with personal insults.