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[NZBlue]

he must be close haalands total now after playing a piss poor rangers, he must have had a field day surely?

Surprisingly he didn't. Yeah I was shocked too!


And don't call me Shirley

 

[aguero93:20]

The spin on this...........I'm getting motion sickness

Grip your seat, curl into a ball, hold your breath and most importantly don't read the echo.

 

[aguero93:20]

I fear you're right:

Haaland has done Núñez a favour as Liverpool can unlock their own elite threat

Erling Haaland continued his alarmingly good start to the season in the Manchester derby. For Liverpool, it may actually work out well for Darwin Núñez.

www.liverpool.com

Liverpool just unlocked scary Salah evolution as Tsimikas moment underlines fix

The Good, Bad and Ugly: Liverpool laid down a blueprint for the future against Rangers, with Mohamed Salah and Kostas Tsimikas epitomising the positive changes.

www.liverpool.com

Liverpool could get ‘closest to De Bruyne’ for free as FSG need transfer rethink

Liverpool need some kind of answer to Kevin de Bruyne. FSG have opted against a transfer for one possible solution thus far, but it could be time for a rethink.

www.liverpool.com

Aye aye aye aye aye aye aye what the fucks da la?

 

[jamesha]

Haaland on the slide as goal output falters against plucky Danes

 

[BrianW]

Echo pledges no more City headlines
They don't matter, they don't matter. No one is interested. And who is Haaland anyway?

 

[Aphex]

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I shit you not hahaha

'But for Núñez, in an odd sort of way, this record-shattering start to the season for Haaland could actually prove to be a good thing'

Odd as in not even all the thoughts humans have had on the planet, and if all were Liverpool fans, no matter how deluded, have had..Then yeah, go for it Echo.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

How Liverpool can use M People objecting to the Tories using 'Moving On Up'' at the party conference to their advantage in the title race.

 

[jrb]

Owned by the owners of the Echo.

 

[KS55]

Only One Thing for it now: Melissa, Get Your Tits out.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Owned by the owners of the Echo.

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I'm sure they are reading this thread and are simply going along with the joke.....