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[the blue panther]

Carragher salivating over the reds chances for this season

Carragher wins best dressed man in Toxteth award

Carragher launches anti road-rage campaign

Carragher: where's my statue?

 

[hammocity]

I’m pretty sure we all know the inference of the word “Minstrel” in this post on RAWK in the 25th July, it’s still there and no condemnation of it:

“Went to Manchester just once, stayed with a uni mate for a few days. Remember being stopped by a massively dodgy minstrel by an ATM asking "do you know here the nearest police officers are" a strange question we thought and lo and behold a cop car pulled up right by us, we pointed to over his shoulder and he bolted haha!”

Being a Racist Twat shows Liverpool fans are loyal to ex players like Luiz Suarez.

 

[Blue Mist]

Why Liverpools defeat to Salzburg was not reported by the media and how that's good for Liverpool.

 

[BrianW]

'How the Princes in the Tower were LFC fans and why this caused their murder.'

 

[BrianW]

'Anne Boleyn - LFC Martyr. New candle day proposed.'

 

[KS55]

'Anne Boleyn - LFC Martyr. New candle day proposed.'

She was a Hammer

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

"Why Klopp winning one title in seven seasons and spending £700m in the process is a good thing for Liverpool"

 

[Kippax77]

Why the construction of the Manchester Ship Canal was good for Liverpool

 

[manimanc]

Why low precipitation and light rain with highs of 20° and lows of 12° is good for Liverpool.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Brilliant thread this, keep it going lads & lasses.

 

[Txiki Txiki Bang Bang]

This is a real headline from the Echo

"Jurgen Klopp anger shows that Liverpool new signing plan is already working"

What does this even mean?

 

[old blue]

Reliable source confirms that the driver of the bus found on the moon ( As photographed by the Sunday Sport) is a lifelong lfc supporter…!

He said it is the same as Anfield. Lack of atmosphere after they have finished the dirge.

 

[KS55]

This is a real headline from the Echo

"Jurgen Klopp anger shows that Liverpool new signing plan is already working la"

What does this even mean?

There. Clear as a bell now.

 

[tommy116]

Why the possibility our reality is not as we think it is but is a simulation like the Matrix is actually good for Liverpool's title chances and bad news for Manchester City.

 

[Summerbuzz]

Why today being Thursday, a name derived from the Norse God of War "Thor", is the news Liverpool fans were waiting to hear!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

This is a real headline from the Echo

"Jurgen Klopp anger shows that Liverpool new signing plan is already working"

What does this even mean?

It means they have cut and paste from this thread ;-)

 

[oldius]

Why Prince Andrew sprinkling his sweat on the Stanley Park Development will finally see it emerge and help LFC win the league.

 

[Summerbuzz]

Why Tolmies Hairdo's Latest Bombshell Has Liverpool Fans Everywhere Excited.

Liverpool Ahead Of The Game As Twitter Kopites Officially Declare Net Spend Cup Cancelled Until Further Notice.

How The News That Scientists Have Proved Words Are Largely Meaningless Is Important To Liverpool's Plans.

History - How You Can Help Reds By Blinkering Yourself.

 

[jaseisblue]

Why Manchester City having 1234 as their password is good for Liverpool

 

[Protein Junkie]

Why the “Pick your Liverpool/Man City X1 “ on the BBC proves Klopp as a genius.