Make your own Liverpool Echo headline

Manchester City are so rich we haven’t been able to have a parade for years and years so we smashed up their team coach to make it happen right in front of our own police force who saw nothing despite live world wide tv coverage. It wasn’t our fault laaaa
 
Liverpool legend Danny Murphy knows 101% that Jude Bellingham won’t get into City’s midfield and has already signed for Liverpool.
 
Liverpool offer themselves up as a cheaper alternative to the tv show "I'm a celebrity get me out of here".
They say they have a good supply of rats and cockroaches.
Attract celebrities only interested in a big payday.
Supply warm temperatures with naturally having plenty of hot air.
They would just put a different slant on things like "Bush tucker trials" which would be renamed "Drug pusher trials"
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