Make your own Liverpool Echo headline

Protein Junkie said:
Shirley it would be “ I’m a scouser let me in there “
Have to complete tasks such as throwing people into fountains, wrecking coaches, group beating of a Villa fan and the famous slab from Floor six on the bonce.
Finally trying to jib in in a game.
Whoever is most offended stays in the following week.
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Challenges could also include assembling a gourmet meal using the contents of local bins and whatever you can steal from the nearest service station.
 
How Klopp deserves to be knighted for challening Abu Dhabi FC on £3.50 net spend
over the last five years :-)
 
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Protein Junkie said:
Shirley it would be “ I’m a scouser let me in there “
Have to complete tasks such as throwing people into fountains, wrecking coaches, group beating of a Villa fan and the famous slab from Floor six on the bonce.
Finally trying to jib in in a game.
Whoever is most offended stays in the following week.
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Potential quiz questions:

How many bricks and bottles need to be thrown to render a coach unusable?

What is the percentage chance of a Liverpool supporter in Liverpool being arrested for lobbing a brick/bottle from the top of a police van?

You have no ticket to the CL final, do you
A: cry like a baby because you’ve never been to Anfield anyway
B: follow the messiahs advice and go without a ticket anyway
C: remember your mate Kev, who has a ticket, knows some out of town person who works in high quality printing
D: do as you usually do and jib in

Before the national lottery started, what was the most played ‘lottery’ game in the uk, and whose company ran it?

What would the be outcome from Liverpool fully declaring succession from being english
A: mass outbreak of crime in bordering England
B: mass outbreak of rejoicing in england
C: mass calling of Trump’s construction buddies to build a wall
D: all of the above

If Liverpool is the answer, what is the question
A: nuclear weapons testing should resume where?
B: who are the most cult like fan base in the world?
C: what is the least liked football club in the world?
D: All of the above are valid questions
 
JASR said:
Potential quiz questions:

How many bricks and bottles need to be thrown to render a coach unusable?

What is the percentage chance of a Liverpool supporter in Liverpool being arrested for lobbing a brick/bottle from the top of a police van?

You have no ticket to the CL final, do you
A: cry like a baby because you’ve never been to Anfield anyway
B: follow the messiahs advice and go without a ticket anyway
C: remember your mate Kev, who has a ticket, knows some out of town person who works in high quality printing
D: do as you usually do and jib in

Before the national lottery started, what was the most played ‘lottery’ game in the uk, and whose company ran it?

What would the be outcome from Liverpool fully declaring succession from being english
A: mass outbreak of crime in bordering England
B: mass outbreak of rejoicing in england
C: mass calling of Trump’s construction buddies to build a wall
D: all of the above

If Liverpool is the answer, what is the question
A: nuclear weapons testing should resume where?
B: who are the most cult like fan base in the world?
C: what is the least liked football club in the world?
D: All of the above are valid questions
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I’d wing that off to the Patent Office !!
 
Why klopp is looking for some pantomime work to fill his time in for the next few weeks. He thinks he's ideal for the part of Cinderellas Baron Hardup.
 
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