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[tregyblue61]

Slot's snot planted by Man City fans disguised as Chelsea supporters at Liverpool Staff Christmas party.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

We have one hand on the premier league once again.

And the other hand on some poor fucker's wallet.

 

[Lost in space]

Church party raided, staff members got the wrong end of stick when told they were "going dutch". "Next year it's the dam for me" says Mr La from Huyton.

 

[BrianW]

Mancs plant drug equipment in Liverpool Cathedral in shameful attempt to discredit Reds staff.

(We demand a public enquiry, compo for everyone in Liverpool, and the lighting of 10,000 candles, all paid for by the government.)

 

[bluethrunthru]

Mancs plant drug equipment in Liverpool Cathedral in shameful attempt to discredit Reds staff.

(We demand a public enquiry, compo for everyone in Liverpool, and the lighting of 10,000 candles, all paid for by the government.)

Liverpool FC staff party in cathedral halted over drug fears

Liverpool FC said it does "not tolerate the use of illegal substances" at any of its events or venues.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[stonerblue]

The BBC seem to be playing this game now

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

David Coote gatecrashed Red Men's Xmas party and supplied inhalers to staff!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Liverpool FC staff party in cathedral halted over drug fears

Liverpool FC said it does "not tolerate the use of illegal substances" at any of its events or venues.

www.bbc.co.uk

The BBC use the term 'drug fears'! I suppose yer don't want to start with 'blatant and unbridled drug use'! Every 'negative' coming out of L4 is watered down, massaged and presented as 'nothing to see here, move on'! Much the same as the coach wrecking 'n system hacking!

 

[TShed]

And the other hand on some poor fucker's wallet.

I’d drop the apostrophe

 

[KS55]

World class Darwen Nunes available at half price.
Strangely there are no bids for this bargain.

 

[KS55]

Elon Musk to buy Liverpool?
No Arabs, Muslims, or other minority players in my team says Musk.

 

[fitzy blue]

Elon Musk would like to buy and also play for Liverpool.
Thinks he could do a job on the far right.

 

[Vienna_70]

Elon Musk would like to buy and also play for Liverpool.
Thinks he could do a job on the far right.

There are very few things that I hate more than Littlewoods, but Elon Musk is one of them.

 

[Kippax77]

Elon Musk buying Liverpool means Salah must fuck right off

 

[jrb]

LFC, the working class, socialist club, owned by a right wing, Yank billionaire.

 

[mancboy]

did anyone actually watch that interview, the interviewer basically held a gun to his head and made him say a throwaway remark and the desperate press has ran with it.

 

[Chris-NCL]

LFC, the working class, socialist club, owned by a right wing, Yank billionaire.

Pretty much this.
I was on Reddit (mistake) saying that if Musk wants it, he has the money to buy them. Their owners wouldn’t turn down the money he could offer, and the fans they have who do turn away, will be replaced by the Dubliners etc who couldn’t give a fuck about politics.
One of them said that theirs no chance any Liverpool fan accepts a guy who is so right wing and owns a social media company who promotes it. I responded that right now they are owned by a guy who owns a right wing media empire who promotes it.

As it happens, I don’t think Elon does want to buy them. Errol and Elon haven’t spoken to each other for years, and on top of that the question about buying Liverpool was put to him by a reporter who opened the question by saying that she’s a Liverpool fan, would Elon buy them? She lead Errol into saying Elon would, because that’s what he does, talk fucking shite. It’s wrote the headlines for the next few weeks.

 

[Newman Noggs]

Haaland snubs 10 year contract!

 

[mexico1970]

Haaland snubs 10 year contract!

Hahaha :)

 

[tommybooth]

Sniff sniff sniff. More kleenex.