Headline "POPE IS TOLD KLOPP HAS ACHIEVED MIRACLES"
Liverpool Fans demand lifetime beatification.
Typical fan's letter...
Hiya Franny la, any chance of our Jurgen getting sainted while still living? He's won several trophies, picking his team just from young local lads on the dole. Grant my request and every fan will light a candle every day and pray in Latin (or any other South American language of your choice).