Make your own Liverpool Echo headline

We petition the gov to inaugurate a Klopp Memorial Day to celebrate the greatest manager in England ever.
 
Apollo 13 April 1970

"Houston we have a problem. Fuckin scouse family on the moon"

"Put yer anchors on son and head back"

"Landed and floatin about. Can see a scouse family in the corner of my eye on some beach"

"Ever watched Jaws lad?(fuckoff with yer year facts)

"Yeah"

"Well fuckin swim!"
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"Away"

"Was gonna swim back to the capsule but its already in the back of a white van"

"I'll send yer family my love"

"cheers..... bluberbluberblub..."
 
Headline "POPE IS TOLD KLOPP HAS ACHIEVED MIRACLES"
Liverpool Fans demand lifetime beatification.

Typical fan's letter...
Hiya Franny la, any chance of our Jurgen getting sainted while still living? He's won several trophies, picking his team just from young local lads on the dole. Grant my request and every fan will light a candle every day and pray in Latin (or any other South American language of your choice).
 

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