Make your own Liverpool Echo headline

[mancboy]

Headline "POPE IS TOLD KLOPP HAS ACHIEVED MIRACLES"
Liverpool Fans demand lifetime beatification.

Typical fan's letter...
Hiya Franny la, any chance of our Jurgen getting sainted while still living? He's won several trophies, picking his team just from young local lads on the dole. Grant my request and every fan will light a candle every day and pray in Latin (or any other South American language of your choice).

they could just prey in scouse thats a nonsensical language that nobody understands.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

We petition the gov to inaugurate a Klopp Memorial Day to celebrate the greatest manager in England ever.

I thought they weren't in England?

 

[Vienna_70]

What is the wisdom of sending this post?

I think we should crown you king of this thread.

 

[Vienna_70]

Gizza job !!

Gizza goal!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I think we should crown you king of this thread.

That would cap off a great day

 

[BlueFurn]

Liverpool FC announce decision to close.
FSG say it’s in respect for all the trophies Jurgen has won.
LFC supporters light candles in a lot of European Cities.
And push people into fountains, wank in public, jib into the last few games, threaten journalists, brick opposition coaches, push the odd wall down and celebrate whenever they like, especially on Heysel day.
Tossers.

 

[NZBlue]

"If the teeth fit, you're it"

Inspired by Cinderella, The Echo and Liverpool FC are giving one lucky fan the fairytale opportunity of a lifetime to become the next manager.

Test fitting to be held on Tuesday/Wednesday nights (they're in use on Thursday nights) at their storage location in Aintree

 

[I'm With Stupid]

We petition the gov to inaugurate a Klopp Memorial Day to celebrate the greatest manager in England ever.

I'm trying to find him on this list.

Never mind England, there are four managers just in Liverpool who have won the league more times than him.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

"KLOPP THE MUSICAL" See page 49 for further details

Page 49
From May at the Everyman Theatre, Willy Russell presents "Klopp The Musical".

A 90 minute musical extravaganza featuring songs such as "The Covid Trophy", "A Shoe String Budget", "Net Spend Champions", "These Teeth That Shine So Brightly", "Winning Cups On Penalty Shoot Outs" "97 Points And Still Not Enough", "The Grass Was To Tall And The Wind Was Too Strong" and "Fist Pumping In Front of The Kop" and more....

Tickets available from the Everyman Theatre Box Office or photocopied tickets available by calling Barry on 07831 492 616

 

[RadcliffeRick]

"KLOPP THE MUSICAL" See page 49 for further details

Page 49
From May at the Everyman Theatre, Willy Russell presents "Klopp The Musical".

A 90 minute musical extravaganza featuring songs such as "The Covid Trophy", "A Shoe String Budget", "Net Spend Champions", "These Teeth That Shine So Brightly", "Winning Cups On Penalty Shoot Outs" "97 Points And Still Not Enough", "The Grass Was To Tall And The Wind Was Too Strong" and "Fist Pumping In Front of The Kop" and more....

Tickets available from the Everyman Theatre Box Office or photocopied tickets available by calling Barry on 07831 492 616

Everyman? Piss easy to jib in!! Get one through the door and he bursts the fire exit open, the hoards then decend through the open doors. Easy!!