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Fiftyyearsandcounting said:
Headline "POPE IS TOLD KLOPP HAS ACHIEVED MIRACLES"
Liverpool Fans demand lifetime beatification.

Typical fan's letter...
Hiya Franny la, any chance of our Jurgen getting sainted while still living? He's won several trophies, picking his team just from young local lads on the dole. Grant my request and every fan will light a candle every day and pray in Latin (or any other South American language of your choice).
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they could just prey in scouse thats a nonsensical language that nobody understands.
 
Liverpool FC announce decision to close.
FSG say it’s in respect for all the trophies Jurgen has won.
LFC supporters light candles in a lot of European Cities.
And push people into fountains, wank in public, jib into the last few games, threaten journalists, brick opposition coaches, push the odd wall down and celebrate whenever they like, especially on Heysel day.
Tossers.
 
"If the teeth fit, you're it"

Inspired by Cinderella, The Echo and Liverpool FC are giving one lucky fan the fairytale opportunity of a lifetime to become the next manager.

Test fitting to be held on Tuesday/Wednesday nights (they're in use on Thursday nights) at their storage location in Aintree
 
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"KLOPP THE MUSICAL" See page 49 for further details

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From May at the Everyman Theatre, Willy Russell presents "Klopp The Musical".

A 90 minute musical extravaganza featuring songs such as "The Covid Trophy", "A Shoe String Budget", "Net Spend Champions", "These Teeth That Shine So Brightly", "Winning Cups On Penalty Shoot Outs" "97 Points And Still Not Enough", "The Grass Was To Tall And The Wind Was Too Strong" and "Fist Pumping In Front of The Kop" and more....

Tickets available from the Everyman Theatre Box Office or photocopied tickets available by calling Barry on 07831 492 616
 
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Mad Eyed Screamer said:
"KLOPP THE MUSICAL" See page 49 for further details

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From May at the Everyman Theatre, Willy Russell presents "Klopp The Musical".

A 90 minute musical extravaganza featuring songs such as "The Covid Trophy", "A Shoe String Budget", "Net Spend Champions", "These Teeth That Shine So Brightly", "Winning Cups On Penalty Shoot Outs" "97 Points And Still Not Enough", "The Grass Was To Tall And The Wind Was Too Strong" and "Fist Pumping In Front of The Kop" and more....

Tickets available from the Everyman Theatre Box Office or photocopied tickets available by calling Barry on 07831 492 616
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Everyman? Piss easy to jib in!! Get one through the door and he bursts the fire exit open, the hoards then decend through the open doors. Easy!!
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
"KLOPP THE MUSICAL" See page 49 for further details

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From May at the Everyman Theatre, Willy Russell presents "Klopp The Musical".

A 90 minute musical extravaganza featuring songs such as "The Covid Trophy", "A Shoe String Budget", "Net Spend Champions", "These Teeth That Shine So Brightly", "Winning Cups On Penalty Shoot Outs" "97 Points And Still Not Enough", "The Grass Was To Tall And The Wind Was Too Strong" and "Fist Pumping In Front of The Kop" and more....

Tickets available from the Everyman Theatre Box Office or photocopied tickets available by calling Barry on 07831 492 616
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Don't normally even smile at this time of the morning, but this had me laughing out loud
 
RICK PARRY TO DEED POLL HIS NAME TO RICK PARAGON-OFVIRTUE TO REFLECT HIS WHITER THAN WHITE THOROUGHLY UNCORRUPT PROFESSIONAL LIFE.
 
Man City’s squad on suicide watch after witnessing a shoestring Liverpool squad destroy Chelsea’s billionaires.

In other news

Anfield is to be renamed the klopp arena in memory of his death, the new stadium will have special jib in turnstiles for those who are scouse not English”

A local fan said “ that’s fuchin boss la”
 
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