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[KS55]

Haaland signs fake contract at City.
Judges bribed.

 

[Vienna_70]

Candle sales double, as news of Håland deal reaches Miseryside.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Oil cheats use blood money to make the Norwegian Peter Crouch an offer he can't refuse.

 

[Gray]

"The Chase" contestant says that Chester FC used to play at the Reds stadium.

 

[Mike S]

Candle sales at all time high during current transfer window ....

 

[jrb]

Liverpool beat City to sign the chicken foetus.

 

[bluealf]

Candle sales double, as news of Håland deal reaches Miseryside.

Far too clever for the Echo, they're still calling him Haarland, aren't they?

 

[KS55]

Liverpool should sign a ten year contract with Darwen.

 

[jrb]

 

[Gesario]

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Sorry what ? Sends dippers a letter ? Fk off

 

[salfordbluetrue]

Sterling wants to go back

 

[roach3]

There will be no church services in Liverpool
For the next 2 months due to all the candles being stolen.
The echo contacted a priest from Liverpool cathedral for comment.
Reverand paddy Flanagan said “ have those cheating cunts city been charged yet ?”

 

[eyalluvitt]

“Van Dyke sites Steven Segal as the biggest influence on his career”

 

[Protein Junkie]

The Potomac Air Disaster and how the City of Liverpool grieved.
This meant more to us and here is why..,.,,

 

[Vienna_70]

Why dirty oil monkey City's victory over Orient is good for Littlewoods' quad bid.

 

[Crooked_rain]

Why Liverpool letting Plymouth win was an act of kindness to strengthen domestic football, as Oil club city struggle with minnows.

 

[Really_here]

Slot throws Plymouth game in order to avoid a nailed on quadruple and embarrassing Klopp at the end of the season.

 

[iwasthere1968]

Liverpool show Plymouth respect..

 

[ninjamonkey]

Slot preserves klopps legacy whilst cementing his own.

 

[Vienna_70]

The Treble is overrated. And here’s why.