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[Resurrection Joe...]

''Is the time now right for Merseyside to consider rejoining England?

 

[Bluesince1979]

Exclusive;
The real reason behind the downfall.

Liverpool legend “Aldo” has revealed the real reason behind the red mens meltdown this season and its hard not to feel sympathy.
Fellow legend “thommo” let slip that his cat, shanks, recently got run over by a milk float.
Aldo said, “the whole city is in mourning, never mind the club. Theres a vigil at the cathedral tonight. Virgil will be at the vigil along with all the lads like “robbo”.
You cant buy a candle in merseyside! They are all sold out”

Legend “macca” takes up the story.
“People are gobsmacked that we as a club are even functioning with shanks passing. Its devastated us. I Was only saying to “carra” the other day, losing a cat means more to us”

As shanks was a thai breed , the club , along with legend “lawro” will be flying out to thailand to scatter shanks ashes , unfortunately, “king kenny” , “rushy” and “stevie g” wont be able to attend due to their barring from entering thailand after an incident on a club tour last year.

The club are considering suing local milkman, curly mctashface, for his reckless speeding of 5mph, sales of the star newspaper plummted in the city after they reported that shanks may have been at fault for darting out in front of the milk float, citing, “it wasnt shanks fault, its never our fault”

Quite how the club recover from this tragic loss is anyones guess

 

[citizen_maine]

Exclusive;
The real reason behind the downfall.

Liverpool legend “Aldo” has revealed the real reason behind the red mens meltdown this season and its hard not to feel sympathy.
Fellow legend “thommo” let slip that his cat, shanks, recently got run over by a milk float.
Aldo said, “the whole city is in mourning, never mind the club. Theres a vigil at the cathedral tonight. Virgil will be at the vigil along with all the lads like “robbo”.
You cant buy a candle in merseyside! They are all sold out”

Legend “macca” takes up the story.
“People are gobsmacked that we as a club are even functioning with shanks passing. Its devastated us. I Was only saying to “carra” the other day, losing a cat means more to us”

As shanks was a thai breed , the club , along with legend “lawro” will be flying out to thailand to scatter shanks ashes , unfortunately, “king kenny” , “rushy” and “stevie g” wont be able to attend due to their barring from entering thailand after an incident on a club tour last year.

The club are considering suing local milkman, curly mctashface, for his reckless speeding of 5mph, sales of the star newspaper plummted in the city after they reported that shanks may have been at fault for darting out in front of the milk float, citing, “it wasnt shanks fault, its never our fault”

Quite how the club recover from this tragic loss is anyones guess

This means miaow

 

[the blue panther]

"Hands Up VVD As PSV Blast LFC"

By Our Special Correspondent, Barry Lahh.

After another shocking performance by VAR, Liverpool were robbed..........

 

[Kippax77]

Exclusive;
The real reason behind the downfall.

Liverpool legend “Aldo” has revealed the real reason behind the red mens meltdown this season and its hard not to feel sympathy.
Fellow legend “thommo” let slip that his cat, shanks, recently got run over by a milk float.
Aldo said, “the whole city is in mourning, never mind the club. Theres a vigil at the cathedral tonight. Virgil will be at the vigil along with all the lads like “robbo”.
You cant buy a candle in merseyside! They are all sold out”

Legend “macca” takes up the story.
“People are gobsmacked that we as a club are even functioning with shanks passing. Its devastated us. I Was only saying to “carra” the other day, losing a cat means more to us”

As shanks was a thai breed , the club , along with legend “lawro” will be flying out to thailand to scatter shanks ashes , unfortunately, “king kenny” , “rushy” and “stevie g” wont be able to attend due to their barring from entering thailand after an incident on a club tour last year.

The club are considering suing local milkman, curly mctashface, for his reckless speeding of 5mph, sales of the star newspaper plummted in the city after they reported that shanks may have been at fault for darting out in front of the milk float, citing, “it wasnt shanks fault, its never our fault”

Quite how the club recover from this tragic loss is anyones guess

They'll be OK again once the puddy tat is replaced by a new one.... 'skanks'

 

[TinFoilHat]

How Abu Dhabi have taken control of referees when officiating the mighty reds. Oil cheats City now own UEFA as well as the Premier League match officials.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Why YNWA if you leave Anfield after 65 minutes.

 

[69FACUPfinal]

This means miaow

Oh post of the day. Cap doffed.

I actually love this thread, it never fails to raise a lol. :-)

 

[Vienna_70]

The reds' worst run for 70 years means they’re on the right track.

And here’s why…