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The real reason behind the downfall.

Liverpool legend “Aldo” has revealed the real reason behind the red mens meltdown this season and its hard not to feel sympathy.
Fellow legend “thommo” let slip that his cat, shanks, recently got run over by a milk float.
Aldo said, “the whole city is in mourning, never mind the club. Theres a vigil at the cathedral tonight. Virgil will be at the vigil along with all the lads like “robbo”.
You cant buy a candle in merseyside! They are all sold out”

Legend “macca” takes up the story.
“People are gobsmacked that we as a club are even functioning with shanks passing. Its devastated us. I Was only saying to “carra” the other day, losing a cat means more to us”

As shanks was a thai breed , the club , along with legend “lawro” will be flying out to thailand to scatter shanks ashes , unfortunately, “king kenny” , “rushy” and “stevie g” wont be able to attend due to their barring from entering thailand after an incident on a club tour last year.

The club are considering suing local milkman, curly mctashface, for his reckless speeding of 5mph, sales of the star newspaper plummted in the city after they reported that shanks may have been at fault for darting out in front of the milk float, citing, “it wasnt shanks fault, its never our fault”

Quite how the club recover from this tragic loss is anyones guess
 
Bluesince1979 said:
Exclusive;
The real reason behind the downfall.

Liverpool legend “Aldo” has revealed the real reason behind the red mens meltdown this season and its hard not to feel sympathy.
Fellow legend “thommo” let slip that his cat, shanks, recently got run over by a milk float.
Aldo said, “the whole city is in mourning, never mind the club. Theres a vigil at the cathedral tonight. Virgil will be at the vigil along with all the lads like “robbo”.
You cant buy a candle in merseyside! They are all sold out”

Legend “macca” takes up the story.
“People are gobsmacked that we as a club are even functioning with shanks passing. Its devastated us. I Was only saying to “carra” the other day, losing a cat means more to us”

As shanks was a thai breed , the club , along with legend “lawro” will be flying out to thailand to scatter shanks ashes , unfortunately, “king kenny” , “rushy” and “stevie g” wont be able to attend due to their barring from entering thailand after an incident on a club tour last year.

The club are considering suing local milkman, curly mctashface, for his reckless speeding of 5mph, sales of the star newspaper plummted in the city after they reported that shanks may have been at fault for darting out in front of the milk float, citing, “it wasnt shanks fault, its never our fault”

Quite how the club recover from this tragic loss is anyones guess
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This means miaow
 
Bluesince1979 said:
Exclusive;
The real reason behind the downfall.

Liverpool legend “Aldo” has revealed the real reason behind the red mens meltdown this season and its hard not to feel sympathy.
Fellow legend “thommo” let slip that his cat, shanks, recently got run over by a milk float.
Aldo said, “the whole city is in mourning, never mind the club. Theres a vigil at the cathedral tonight. Virgil will be at the vigil along with all the lads like “robbo”.
You cant buy a candle in merseyside! They are all sold out”

Legend “macca” takes up the story.
“People are gobsmacked that we as a club are even functioning with shanks passing. Its devastated us. I Was only saying to “carra” the other day, losing a cat means more to us”

As shanks was a thai breed , the club , along with legend “lawro” will be flying out to thailand to scatter shanks ashes , unfortunately, “king kenny” , “rushy” and “stevie g” wont be able to attend due to their barring from entering thailand after an incident on a club tour last year.

The club are considering suing local milkman, curly mctashface, for his reckless speeding of 5mph, sales of the star newspaper plummted in the city after they reported that shanks may have been at fault for darting out in front of the milk float, citing, “it wasnt shanks fault, its never our fault”

Quite how the club recover from this tragic loss is anyones guess
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They'll be OK again once the puddy tat is replaced by a new one.... 'skanks'
 
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Team still mourning the loss of Klopp.

Psychology expert and lonely heart columnist , Eleanor Rigby uncovers why Slott is a "rebound" manager .

" You loose your soulmate and quickly fall in love with someone else to try to rekindle the good times . But that replacement is simply masking your grief . I used to darn Klopp's socks for him , light candles in church. I knew 'd never walk alone when he was there but he's gone to drink some Red Bull in the heavens and now I know I'll never get over it . I'm sure the players feel the same".
 
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