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[TinFoilHat]

Manchester United FC are proud to Launch a one off champions league kit and sponsor.

 

[Blue Mist]

manchester united to play their home matches behind closed doors.
The Governor of Strangeways said there could be no exceptions to the rules.

 

[Winchester]

United Crisis
Mark Goldbridge agrees new contract with Wash and Go to ease the Debt
And assures everyone, His name isn't Sandra

 

[KS55]

Ferguson was asked if Manu would be sold.
“Not in my lifetime.” he replied.

 

[Mr Fraser]

Ex united star pogba gives +ve drug test. Oh hang on that's a real one

 

[Deleted member 77198]

How Paul Pogba ignoring Rio Ferdinand’s advice on how to miss a drugs test could cost him dearly.

 

[jrb]

United players to parade their trophy Wives and Girlfriends in-front of the Judge and Jury.

 

[Blue Lorry]

After pogbad‘s recent upset, manure are now claiming a quadruple!

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

United owners looking to book the team on flights to Munich for their upcoming CL games.

 

[Vienna_70]

Antony paraphrases his Roman namesake, Mark: "Friends, rags, countrymen, lend me your girlfriends!"