Make your own United debacle headline story

Ticket fraud investigations continue at old trafford, club legend & well known dealer Bobby "buy any spares" Charlton is taken in for questioning.
 
JASR said:
Following on from the Liverpool echo thread, and in light of the fortnightly debacle news coming out from Trafford, I thought some ‘alleged’ stories might be fun over the internationalzzzzz break:

Glazer approved Remedial works at Old Trafford reveal long forgotten storeroom untouched since the 70’s, contents revealed to be empty boxes for brown envelopes dating back to the 50’s. United, when asked for comment, refused to be drawn into speculation about why they would have so many.
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Ha! Liverpool echo is exacchhhly what I thought when I read the title!
 
I was born in the flavelalas of Brasil.
I learnt to play football using a pigs head.
I dreamt of playing for Manchester unitid
Sadly it can never be....
Unless I rape and batter someone
So many decisions
 
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Man United categorically deny there is in any further dirty linen to be washed in public......... this week.

An insider claims no one within the organisation can predict. what will happen next week.
 
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