Make your own United debacle headline story

[Vienna_70]

Manchester united win game without aid of referees, world in shock

That’s akin to my "Salah stays on his feet in penalty area!" in the "Echo" thread.

 

[The_Maverick]

Don’t need to make one up.

Hers a real one…

Watch Weghorst's World Cup goals against Argentina

Watch Netherlands forward Wout Weghorst score two goals against eventual champions Argentina at the 2022 World Cup in Qatar.

www.bbc.com

 

[havefaith]

The games up, time to acknowledge we really are shite.

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

The nonce coach, the women beaters, the forced sex, and their doctors.

 

[bluetonium]

Ten Haag calls in Antony's ex-missus' surgeon to fix united's woes after hearing he can fix a load of tits.

Exclusive: boob surgeon was second choice after gynaecologist revealed he was unavailable.


United move to form HM Prisons super league from 2024/25

 

[Blue Lorry]

Noncechester United achieve another treble……

 

[Blue Mist]

Bruno Fernadez Ate My Hamster

 

[RodneyRodney]

Bruno Fernadez Ate My Hamster

Your hamster is Bruno's Dad!

 

[Grassland Blue]

Cashemiro ate my chipmunk.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Bruno Fernadez Ate My Hamster

Bruno Fernandez is my hamster