Man bags

I like to travel light. Fuck the phone when on holiday. Readers on top of head or hooked in the buttons of a shirt strategically positioned between chins and beer gut. Pouch of some baccy or a vape in left pocket and wallet in the right one and job done. Socks pulled tightly under some sandal straps, and all my blood pressure meds/viagra/ angina tablets bulging in my arse pocket of a nice pair of three quarter length slazenger shorts with egg stains from a hearty breakfast. North Face baseball cap for my bald patch. Daily Star folded under the arm pit and off for 12 pints of Worthington Best in the sun. I love Puerto Benus, who needs a man bag
 
Uncle Wally One Ball said:
I like to travel light. Fuck the phone when on holiday. Readers on top of head or hooked in the buttons of a shirt strategically positioned between chins and beer gut. Pouch of some baccy or a vape in left pocket and wallet in the right one and job done. Socks pulled tightly under some sandal straps, and all my blood pressure meds/viagra/ angina tablets bulging in my arse pocket of a nice pair of three quarter length slazenger shorts with egg stains from a hearty breakfast. North Face baseball cap for my bald patch. Daily Star folded under the arm pit and off for 12 pints of Worthington Best in the sun. I love Puerto Benus, who needs a man bag
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You’ll never attract a wife with a nice beach bag with that look.
 
Uncle Wally One Ball said:
I like to travel light. Fuck the phone when on holiday. Readers on top of head or hooked in the buttons of a shirt strategically positioned between chins and beer gut. Pouch of some baccy or a vape in left pocket and wallet in the right one and job done. Socks pulled tightly under some sandal straps, and all my blood pressure meds/viagra/ angina tablets bulging in my arse pocket of a nice pair of three quarter length slazenger shorts with egg stains from a hearty breakfast. North Face baseball cap for my bald patch. Daily Star folded under the arm pit and off for 12 pints of Worthington Best in the sun. I love Puerto Benus, who needs a man bag
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What the fucks wrong with a dilapidated JD sports bag draped over your shoulder. It was council estate chic when I was a kid. Fuck man bags!
 
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