Man bags

[Blue Mist]

When it's shorts and t shirt weather, bum bags/hip packs are handy as fuck. Having your phone, keys and wallet in short pockets are a pain in the arse.

Do I look a know/ drug dealer? Yes

Do I care? No. Its so practical and never lose stuff.

I carry my phone and wallet in one hand, keys on a ring in the other hand. Don't need my reading glasses, I'm only buying beer, I don't smoke/do drugs and my days of carrying a durex are so far behind me I've forgotten how to put it on.

 

[Blue Mist]

I have City plastic carrier bags that I use if I need to. They have the old badge on them.

Plus, if you need a shit they are soooooo handy, just open, spread, shit, close and throw in someone's back garden.

 

[N1985]

You talking through experience?

No. I think we've firmly established I don't own a handbag

 

[N1985]

I never trust a back pack, anyone on the tube could get it open and nick your stuff without you realising it , get one that you have it on your front at all times

Or, you know, turn it round before you get on the tube?

 

[Fourinarow]

I need a bag, especially in the summer because I have huge genitals.

There's just not enough room in my shorts when I'm already packing in luncheon meat with 2 jacket potatoes.

 

[Barcon]

I need a bag, especially in the summer because I have huge genitals.

There's just not enough room in my shorts when I'm already packing in luncheon meat with 2 jacket potatoes.

Pics?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Cargo pants are the answer! Phone in left thigh pocket, paper cash in rear zip pocket, keys in left hip pocket, medication in right thigh pocket. Sorted!!

 

[Bill Walker]

Cargo pants are the answer! Phone in left thigh pocket, paper cash in rear zip pocket, keys in left hip pocket, medication in right thigh pocket. Sorted!!

 

[Fourinarow]

Pics?

Pervert

 

[Barcon]

Anybody thinking about wearing a he purse should consider a utility kilt instead.