Man killed by a chicken.

[Blumooniac]

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Beat me to it by seconds. Same pic, too. ( :

 

[oldius]

I have seen some hen-dos get very lary. Sometimes, when a turn gets his cock out, anything can happen.

 

[mcfc_ms]

As if we havent got enough to worry about. Cost of living crisis, Aliens, threat of nuclear war… and now killer chickens


I, for one, welcome our new chicken overlords

 

[RadcliffeRick]

He should have shelled out for some better chicken wire.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Very sad story. Apparently the man took the chicken in after his daughter got rid of it after it attacked her daughter. Killed by a chicken, I never knew they could be so dangerous.

Father killed by chicken: Man found with 'massive bleeding' in Ireland

Cancer survivor Jasper Kraus, who was living in Ballinasloe at the time, was tragically killed on April 28, 2021 after he was attacked by a Brahma chicken.

www.dailymail.co.uk

If you think I'm clucking on a Fail story, you can get stuffed.

I'd prefer it, if the article was written by Jeremy Paxo

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[hammocity]

Why did the pervert cross the road?

He's got his dick stuck in a Chicken

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Hope he had life insurhence

 

[aguero93:20]

Can it play left wing back?

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

What an interesting nugget. Was it a dipper by any chance?