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Some fuckwit on security at M2 asked me to “prove” the little tube of sun cream in my pocket wasn’t “glue”.

Fuckin LOL.

As if the fact I’m a very pale bloke and, frankly, quite an obviously middle class sensible sort of guy wasn’t enough.

Very odd.

Why would someone take glue to a game? I’m confused.

Edit: when I say pale I mean in terms of needing sun cream, not in the sense of any racial profiling etc
Do you have lots of sores around your mouth and nose? That's a dead giveaway.
 
Stupid twat wouldn’t have hurt himself then if he brought his shin pads from Sports Direct as opposed to mothercare.
 
Some fuckwit on security at M2 asked me to “prove” the little tube of sun cream in my pocket wasn’t “glue”.

Fuckin LOL.

As if the fact I’m a very pale bloke and, frankly, quite an obviously middle class sensible sort of guy wasn’t enough.

Very odd.

Why would someone take glue to a game? I’m confused.

Edit: when I say pale I mean in terms of needing sun cream, not in the sense of any racial profiling etc
Spoilers could glue themselves to the post I suppose
 

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