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Manchester City boss Mark Hughes is shitting himself and hoping his team will improve in the second half of the season now the distractions of European competition are over for the moment.
City have won only one of their last nine games in all competitions because Hughes is shit, and some supporters are fucking shitting themselves at the thought of being relegated and alarmed at their situation.
He said: "We are looking to be really strong in the second half of the season and fully expect to be.
"Obviously we have qualified for Europe now and we have no distractions in that respect until the middle of February. Hopefully I will have fucked off by then!
"We are looking forward to the trip to West Brom, because it is important we start getting points on the board. Otherwise I am fucked and my P45 is handed to me on a solid gold platter.
"We have the ability in the side to win at the Hawthorns. They will no doubt come out flying, but we have to combat whatever they throw at us by doing the correct things more often than not. West Brom will come out flying like pigs, pigs will fly if I ever win a match again and remain in this job. I am a shit manager and a rag.
"Winning gives you confidence, and at the moment we are not getting the wins that we feel our football deserves. Fuck me, after a game the samaritans helpline number is jammed with city players phoning them. I've lost the dressing room - fuck knows where it has gone!
"We have produced some good stuff this season, and everyone knows that. What we haven't been able to do is perform to that level on a consistent basis."