Manchester City v Man Utd semi Final first Leg Live

The game could be in doubt here... Red flares are thrown onto the pitch...mean while a vocal chorus of Bluemoon is now echoing around the stadium.
 
tevez scores fastest hat trick in history,3.5 seconds,fergie is heard muttering to himself "sign him up? meh"
 
Chaos at the away end, the 5 remaining fans, (they must e the ones who live closest in Birmingham) run on to the pitch in a vain attempt to get the game abandoned, on comes a policeman on a horse, the horse gallops towards the away end, veers to the right, the ball is 3 yards out, the horse kicks it and misses an open goal. Wait, it isn't a horse it's wearing a red shirt with Van Nistelrooy on it!!!
 
... Tevez scores after a Neville mistake trying to shepherd the ball out. Tevez pounces and rams the ball home and he is celebrating in front of the the East stand corner...... HANG ON JEFF he is doing one his trademark bum shuffles but has accidently followed through and accidently caught Gary Neville as he was wallowing in self pity on the floor. The ref has come over and booked Tevez, he pleads his innocence but the ref says he is full of s**t
 
Crainey scuds the penalty in the top corner 7-0 to City,but hang on,,the ball has came off the ad boards and rebounded back to near the fc trafford dug out,,and ooooh it's hit baconface right in the twat."Looks a sore one Jeff,"says Kamara.The 4th official holds up the board,,,,,,,,,77 mins injury time.Baconface goes fukin mental,pointing at his bottle,sorry watch.
 
Last throw of the dice by the whisky sodden git with his last substitution,Mike Phelan replaces Mike Dean!!
 
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