Manchester City v Man Utd semi Final first Leg Live

[andypandy]

After being completely outplayed in the first half, Fergie, orders a kit change.

In an astonishing u-turn he bellows at the kit man to dig out that "grey shite we wore at Southampton a few years back" in a vain hope that his "stars" will blend into the crowd better so the whole world wont realise just how shit they actually are.

 

[meeesh]

50 Mins;

Most of the away end is beginning to empty at a considerable rate,as all the coach drivers have returned to their vehicles,a cold long journey back down south is awaiting them,so its time to make a move...

Meanwhile on the pitch.......there's a penalty............

 

[fozziebear]

"a bizzare suicide incident on the utd bench,wes brown apparantly trying to imitate mancinis scarf wearing sartorial style seems to have got confused and has ended up strangling himself! bizzare" said motson!

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

In an audacious attempt to turn this game around whisky nose makes his 4th substitution of the game, Mike Dean doesn't like it but Bacon face puts his arm around 4th official Alan Wiley and all is OK....

Gary chuckle is replaced by the elephant man but nobody notices.

 

[fozziebear]

In an audacious attempt to turn this game around whisky nose makes his 4th substitution of the game, Mike Dean doesn't like it but Bacon face puts his arm around 4th official Alan Wiley and all is OK....

Gary chuckle is replaced by the elephant man but nobody notices.

who'd of thought it a steve bruce comeback!

 

[allan harper]

50 Mins;

Most of the away end is beginning to empty at a considerable rate,as all the coach drivers have returned to their vehicles,a cold long journey back down south is awaiting them,so its time to make a move...

Meanwhile on the pitch.......there's a penalty............

Rio has parked on double yellow lines and gets a fixed £50 on the spot fine and 6 points off his lisence

 

[fozziebear]

50 Mins;

Most of the away end is beginning to empty at a considerable rate,as all the coach drivers have returned to their vehicles,a cold long journey back down south is awaiting them,so its time to make a move...

Meanwhile on the pitch.......there's a penalty............

Rio has parked on double yellow lines and gets a fixed £50 on the spot fine and 6 points off his lisence

fergie orders rio to park the car in font of uniteds goal before city can take the penalty,he claims it's his new goalie....van der car!!

 

[CarolinaBlue]

I cannot for the life of me figure out the score!

My stream just died!

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

Mancini starts to feel sorry for fc trafford,cos they brought on Steve Bruce(72),Charlton(106) and Scholes (63).Jim Melrose and Gerry Crainey replace Bellamy (split sides) and Given (done hee haw,except save 9 pens.),,,,

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

Mancini starts to feel sorry for fc trafford,cos they brought on Steve Bruce(72),Charlton(106) and Scholes (63).Jim Melrose and Gerry Crainey replace Bellamy (split sides) and Given (done hee haw,except save 9 pens.),,,,