Manchester City v Man Utd semi Final first Leg Live

[allan harper]

These are the sence early on today in shambles square

 

[mammutly]

As we approach half time with City a goal to the good, the 4th official is beaten to death by the Utd bench.

 

[danny21manc]

"There is only one team for me going to Wembley". Motson says with half time interval approaching.

 

[moggymoz]

Half time at the Coms with the blues 4 - 0 to the good. But wait the game might be postponed due to floodlight failure....no..no wait I see a "BlueMoon rising"

 

[Pam]

Unbelieveable! A six foot Bacon Face inflatable penis is thrown from the South Stand and clears a Rag corner thirty yards up the field!

Then it goes racing up the left flank, nutmegs Vidic, nips the ball between Evans and Evra, runs on to it's own through ball and smashes an unstoppable volley past whatever excuse for a GK the rags have put out tonight, making it 4-0 to City inside the first 44 minutes.

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

Breaking news from the rags dressing room, Owen won't be re-appearing for the 2nd half, word is that he has toothache and early indications are he could be out for up to 6 months....

 

[HolisticJim]

47 mins.

A few more rags ave just arrived on a plane from Cuba and so fergie pauses the game on his live-action-sky remote paid for by Sky Sports to ensure he stays in the top 4, the fans finally sit down and ole bacon face continues the game.

At 1 nill down fergie is now looking fustrated and so presses a button on his sky remote which fires a scud missle into the stadium aimed right at tevez. De Jong intercepts this and vollys it towards the rag goal.

 

[fozziebear]

we are getting reports of an ugly scene in the united dressing room at half time,early indications are that gary neville and fergie were kissing! said motson.

 

[samharris]

Half time..



shrek had half a lager,
scholes and giggs had half a guiness..
Baconface had half a bottle of double malt.

 

[snip]

I'm at work so cant see it,whats happening in the second half?