Manchester Evening News

[Damocles]

It's obvious who it is. That clown who wrote the article. You can tell by the posts.

Yup, there is a whininess that comes across in both his posts and tweets.

Yes, he's your common or garden modern day early twenties middle class internet football bantersaurus.

The sort who goes on stag dos in matching t-shirts and calls his mates "legends".

The archbishop of banterbury.

You're fucking kill me. The Archbishop of Banterbury. Genius

 

[The Flash]

 

[mickeyblueeyes]

I have just read all of this thread from page 1 ,(it took me all fkn afternoon cheers oakie for taking it past the 100) and the one thing that really really comes out of it is that lynch is a right Mitchell besides that thanks for the read ,and I have got rid of the muen fck em

 

[Anonymous]

It's obvious who it is. That clown who wrote the article. You can tell by the posts.

Yup, there is a whininess that comes across in both his posts and tweets.

Yes, he's your common or garden modern day early twenties middle class internet football bantersaurus.

The sort who goes on stag dos in matching t-shirts and calls his mates "legends".

The archbishop of banterbury.

Brennan should print that off and staple it to Lynch's head. Cap doffed sir.<br /><br />-- Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:29 pm --<br /><br />

hope the mods can see where im posting from.

not really upto date with all things techy,does the ip address actually give your address or an area ? or is that a stupid question :(

We can even see which room you are posting from and what you are wearing

Shit! Better put me cock away and pull me trousers up.

 

[Damocles]

Our cameras don't have zoom mate, you're fine

 

[Anonymous]

Our cameras don't have zoom mate, you're fine

I thought you lot modded from Jodrell Bank - hence me thinking I was in trouble?!

 

[BringBackSwales]

Our cameras don't have zoom mate, you're fine

I thought you lot modded from Jodrell Bank - hence me thinking I was in trouble?!

less of the inadvertent rhyming slang

 

[jay_mcfc]

You're fucking kill me. The Archbishop of Banterbury. Genius

I heard it on Bad Education. Maybe DD is a writer?

 

[Damocles]

Not sure DD is a regular viewer of BBC Three, nor do I think he's a massive fan of the lad who presented Big Brother's Big Mouth for twenty minutes.

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on this one.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Not sure DD is a regular viewer of BBC Three, nor do I think he's a massive fan of the lad who presented Big Brother's Big Mouth for twenty minutes.

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on this one.

Cheers for the faith, mate, but my mate used both those phrases a while ago, and he will have picked them up somewhere. We share disdain for the whole 'banter' phenomenon and the type of lads who call nights out 'carnage'. You know the type...golf, stag dos, days at the races, kilts at weddings etc. Now they've added football to the repertoire.

 

[jay_mcfc]

Cheers for the faith, mate, but my mate used both those phrases a while ago, and he will have picked them up somewhere. We share disdain for the whole 'banter' phenomenon and the type of lads who call nights out 'carnage'. You know the type...golf, stag dos, days at the races, kilts at weddings etc. Now they've added football to the repertoire.

The female version are whacky ladettes who drink pints and talk about rugby.

All aboard the banter bus. Honk honk.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

We share disdain for the whole 'banter' phenomenon and the type of lads who call nights out 'carnage'. You know the type...golf, stag dos, days at the races, kilts at weddings etc. Now they've added football to the repertoire.

These are my least favourite type of people. Boorish and boring in equal measure.

 

[ccr]

Can we not ask the MEN do run a story on this ?

Probably have done but who knows as nobody reads it. Woods/Bears/ Shit.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Cheers for the faith, mate, but my mate used both those phrases a while ago, and he will have picked them up somewhere. We share disdain for the whole 'banter' phenomenon and the type of lads who call nights out 'carnage'. You know the type...golf, stag dos, days at the races, kilts at weddings etc. Now they've added football to the repertoire.

The female version are whacky ladettes who drink pints and talk about rugby.

All aboard the banter bus. Honk honk.

Ah yes. Lose their local accent within 2 months of starting university, swear their heads off ('facking' of course) and pull silly faces and adopt 'ironic' lesbian poses when photographed.

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

he'll be sneaky next time, probably come back as the username that looks like a **** next, professing to be a worm that once poked its arse up by a blade of grass next to Colin Bell or something of that ilk

 

[Phil1]

We share disdain for the whole 'banter' phenomenon and the type of lads who call nights out 'carnage'. You know the type...golf, stag dos, days at the races, kilts at weddings etc. Now they've added football to the repertoire.

These are my least favourite type of people. Boorish and boring in equal measure.

Haha! I get to deal with these pricks every weekend. The full repertoire in fact, the wedding itself, then the stories of how 'mental' the stag do was and the football shite normally kicks in later on. I just smile as I take their money, wishing that midnight would hurry up so I can fuck the boring cunts off.
Love the banter do wedding guests..

 

[Didsbury Dave]

We share disdain for the whole 'banter' phenomenon and the type of lads who call nights out 'carnage'. You know the type...golf, stag dos, days at the races, kilts at weddings etc. Now they've added football to the repertoire.

These are my least favourite type of people. Boorish and boring in equal measure.

Haha! I get to deal with these pricks every weekend. The full repertoire in fact, the wedding itself, then the stories of how 'mental' the stag do was and the football shite normally kicks in later on. I just smile as I take their money, wishing that midnight would hurry up so I can fuck the boring cunts off.
Love the banter do wedding guests..

They love getting loudly and irritatingly pissed in formal back tie gear, and letting the dickie bow hang unfastened at the end of the night to show how much carnage has ensued, as they ironically smoke a cigar. Most are called Jules or Josh.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

We share disdain for the whole 'banter' phenomenon and the type of lads who call nights out 'carnage'. You know the type...golf, stag dos, days at the races, kilts at weddings etc. Now they've added football to the repertoire.

These are my least favourite type of people. Boorish and boring in equal measure.

Haha! I get to deal with these pricks every weekend. The full repertoire in fact, the wedding itself, then the stories of how 'mental' the stag do was and the football shite normally kicks in later on. I just smile as I take their money, wishing that midnight would hurry up so I can fuck the boring cunts off.
Love the banter do wedding guests..

I've been to a few weddings like that. Hard work after a bit. I always end up offending one of the alpha-males in the pack, which passes the time.

 

[Centurions]

he'll be sneaky next time, probably come back as the username that looks like a **** next, professing to be a worm that once poked its arse up by a blade of grass next to Colin Bell or something of that ilk

I suspect he's desperately googling VPNs and the like as we speak. But going off how dumb he appears to be he'll probably use D_Lynch as his user name.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

These are my least favourite type of people. Boorish and boring in equal measure.

Haha! I get to deal with these pricks every weekend. The full repertoire in fact, the wedding itself, then the stories of how 'mental' the stag do was and the football shite normally kicks in later on. I just smile as I take their money, wishing that midnight would hurry up so I can fuck the boring cunts off.
Love the banter do wedding guests..

I've been to a few weddings like that. Hard work after a bit. I always end up offending one of the alpha-males in the pack, which passes the time.

They thrive at Weddings. In fact their spiritual heaven is the Best Man's Speech. It encapsulates and embraces everything they are about: roaring laughing at the risqué banter, slapping each other's backs, thinking they are Impressing the girls whilst secretly making sure they stay just about 'onside' of the banterborder with their dads.

I think I'm labouring this a bit, aren't I?