Mancini rumour

[Bluep*ss]

Now that you have got me laughing I tell you a joke:

A vampire ba tjust back from watching the Rags came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood & began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to p!ss off & let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. "OK, follow me", he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across the Irwell & intoThe Swamp. Finally he slowed down & all the other bats excitedly milled around him tongues hanging out for blood.
"Do you see that f*cking Floodlight pylon over there?" he asked. "YES, YES, YES" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good for you!" said the bat, "Because I f*cking didn't."

 

[Ducado]

Now that you have got me laughing I tell you a joke:

A vampire ba tjust back from watching the Rags came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood & began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to p!ss off & let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. "OK, follow me", he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across the Irwell & intoThe Swamp. Finally he slowed down & all the other bats excitedly milled around him tongues hanging out for blood.
"Do you see that f*cking Floodlight pylon over there?" he asked. "YES, YES, YES" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good for you!" said the bat, "Because I f*cking didn't."

Eh?

 

[andyhinch]

Now that you have got me laughing I tell you a joke:

A vampire ba tjust back from watching the Rags came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood & began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to p!ss off & let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. "OK, follow me", he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across the Irwell & intoThe Swamp. Finally he slowed down & all the other bats excitedly milled around him tongues hanging out for blood.
"Do you see that f*cking Floodlight pylon over there?" he asked. "YES, YES, YES" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good for you!" said the bat, "Because I f*cking didn't."

Eh?

Thought you were going to point him in the direction of the joke thread, but after reading it. That would be highly inappropriate

 

[ob]

Bloke getting pelters on twitter now, he says some bloke in work told him and SSN 'nearly' ran the story

 

[Anonymous]

Just watched Mancini's press conference. Blimey, wonder who shit in his corn flakes this morning. He could barely wipe the scowl off his face or uncross his arms.

 

[blue7071]

Just watched Mancini's press conference. Blimey, wonder who shit in his corn flakes this morning. He could barely wipe the scowl off his face or uncross his arms.

Probably because of thyat bloody idiot James Cooper with his negative slant on everyting and constantly asking ridiculous questions.

He really is a total tit, I would kick him out of the conference.

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

I thought I had joined Bluemoon for serious discussion

Fuckling lol, I joined to see Kat Slater's minge.




Minge.

 

[johnbmcr]

Now that you have got me laughing I tell you a joke:

A vampire ba tjust back from watching the Rags came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood & began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to p!ss off & let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. "OK, follow me", he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across the Irwell & intoThe Swamp. Finally he slowed down & all the other bats excitedly milled around him tongues hanging out for blood.
"Do you see that f*cking Floodlight pylon over there?" he asked. "YES, YES, YES" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good for you!" said the bat, "Because I f*cking didn't."

great joke m8 made me laugh Harry Hill beware you have competition

 

[i8rags]

Now that you have got me laughing I tell you a joke:

A vampire ba tjust back from watching the Rags came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood & began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to p!ss off & let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. "OK, follow me", he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across the Irwell & intoThe Swamp. Finally he slowed down & all the other bats excitedly milled around him tongues hanging out for blood.
"Do you see that f*cking Floodlight pylon over there?" he asked. "YES, YES, YES" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good for you!" said the bat, "Because I f*cking didn't."

Eh?

Thought you were going to point him in the direction of the joke thread, but after reading it. That would be highly inappropriate

Pmsl again.

 

[Any1aBlue]

I was in discussion with two ex blues players/legends the other night about our transfer policy (I don't want to name names as they asked me not to).

The 'club' is adamant that they are going to develop youth and this is a long term project not involving super star purchases. The emphasis is on the youth teams and players currently out on loan.

When I asked if Mancini went along with this club policy they were very non committal......the inference was that he didn't and I expect a parting of the ways sooner rather than later...............when I put that to them they declined to confirm one way or another. The inference was that he didn't, and I expect a parting of the ways sooner rather than later. (I FOR ONE HOPE SO ANYWAY).