I was just taking a look at a Bugatti Veyron in white while admiring some diamond Rolex watches
Guess who walks in Mario, after giving me a kiss and patting my bum he wrote me out a check for £100,000 and then paid for the Bugatti and 4 Rolex watches. When i told him i could not afford the insurance on the car he said "no problems i will pay" before nobbing my missus, shooting the sales attendant and marrying a priest that was just walking past the shop
I have no reason to lie, best day of my life