Mario Balotelli in a car crash (P14)

[Centurions]

Balotelli or Messi on a free? Hmm, can I phone a friend?

 

[dublinblue12]

Only for his penalty kicks

 

[Stoned Rose]

No. He was shite 10 years ago so I doubt he’s any better now since Brescia don’t want anything to do with him

Lived off a handful of good games and his ‘personality’

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[Kippax77]

He lost it when Bobby Manc stopped wiping his arse for him

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Moonchester is past his best.... I’d love him back on a personal level, money in his bank (:

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Mendy likes this post.

Does he though (:

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Is a Brian transplant something to do with Marwood?

;-)

Not sure about Marwood. Maybe a mix of Balotelli and ‘Brian who’ Horton would have us a genius. Knowing our luck though, more likely to be boring and shit. A Ballyhoo if you want?

 

[lonestay]

Mario would have Pep tearing his hair out, oh hang on! Pep would go full Basil Fawlty on the touchline trying to get Mario to listen to him .

 

[oakiecokie]

He is a fucking legend end of.

Hahahahahhaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Legeng my fucking arse.

 

[eastmanc]

Hahahahahhaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Legeng my fucking arse.

I like Mario a lot but it’s a big fat no from me. Will be remembered fondly for being part of Bobby Manc’s great 2012 squad.