Mario Car Crash

[remember arthur mann]

Sesationalist headline in todays Sun online...

I thought I'd die when Balotelli's car hit me.

“It spun my car around 360 degrees and I was in total shock.”

The smash happened after Man United fan Danny dropped his dad Sam off in Manchester city centre.



Injured ... DannyHe said: “I decided to do a U-turn like I’d done there before and I saw this white car miles away in the distance.

“It was safe to make the turn and I indicated. I looked in the mirror and over my shoulder. I was half-way across when I saw this car on top of me and I remember thinking: ‘This is going to hurt’.

“From looking to see the car in the distance to it hitting me was easily less than five seconds.”

Danny — who has been driving for six months — believes his £1,700 car is a write-off after it suffered severe damage to the front offside. Balotelli’s £120,000 Bentley was also bashed up by the impact.



So a jack the lad 'corsa driver with 6 months driving experience decides to do a 'U' turn knowing that a white car was coming...


If he'd tried doing that on his driving test he'd have failed it..Also why is the damage on the front of his car?? surely after taking 5 seconds to pull out the damage would have been at the back or side on...

Perhaps he doesnt realise that objects in mirrors are closer than they seem..

Surely this is not a scam! Who in their right mind would own a Vauxhall?

 

[samharris]

Ah, the lad's getting the major points of his defence in early, I wonder of he's sought 'legal advice' ?

Poor sod has dug a hole for himself...

Police have released extracts from his highway code book that he bought from a white van man at the offie..


The Highway Code 2012
(Revised edition)
(or "How To Drive in the UK Once You've Passed Your Test")


(First published online in March 2004. By me.
Accept no imitations!)



1.General
1.YOU ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON ON THE ROAD. Everyone else should give way to you.
2.Town Driving
1.Junctions. The following is particularly useful when stopped at traffic lights. If you are turning left or right, DO NOT INDICATE UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE STARTED TO TURN. This is particularly important if there is a motorcycle next to you. Please note that all motorcyclists are psychic; they know exactly what you are going to do next.


2.Hatched areas at box junctions: always enter the hatched area at a junction, whether your exit is clear or not. If carefully timed, this causes all other traffic to wait for you (see rule 1.1)


3.Traffic lights. The best time to go through a junction controlled by traffic lights is when they are about to turn red. With practise, you should be able to achieve the ultimate goal, which is to pass the point of no return just as the lights go green for crossing traffic.


4.Speed cameras. Ignore these, they never contain any film anyway.


5.Emergency vehicles. If you hear and / or see an emergency vehicle approaching, IMMEDIATELY stop your vehicle no matter where you are. Emergency vehicles are designed to be able to swerve around you.


6.Turning a corner. When turning into a side street, make sure you aim for the middle of the road to allow yourself plenty of room. Any approaching traffic must give way to you, especially motorcycles.


7.Parking. When you have parked your vehicle, open your door when you are ready. For approaching cyclists, it is THEIR problem.


8.It IS permissible to perform a U-turn in a busy street. Approaching traffic must give way to you (see rule 1.1)


9.Joining a main road or motorway. Just join it, there is no need to bother about traffic approaching from your right.


10.Heavy Goods Vehicles / Buses. If these are indicating that they are going to turn LEFT, but move into the centre of the road, this means that the driver is going straight ahead. It is perfectly safe to move alongside them, taking the space they are leaving on their left.


11.Traffic circles / Roundabouts. If a lot of traffic is present on a roundabout because the exits are blocked for some reason, JOIN THE ROUNDABOUT IMMEDIATELY. This will ensure that you get a space, and prevents foolish drivers approaching from the right getting ahead of you. This can be achieved most effectively by trying to angle your vehicle so that you take up more than one lane. IGNORE the painted lane lines on the road surface; these were put there just to use up excess road paint.


12.Dropping off passengers / unloading. Always try to do this where the road is narrow and the traffic flow is heavy. Single yellow lines next to the kerb indicate a stopping zone. If there are double yellow lines, this means you may take twice as long.




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[Skashion]

The little shit is trying to claim whiplash, thus helping contribute to the rise in personal injury claims which has caused the explosion in insurance costs.

The rag scumbag is also trying to make Balotelli out as the bad guy for not checking on him. Well, maybe he was more concerned about his own passenger who was hospitalised immediately not after thinking "some compo in the bag here" after several hours.

Good work Balotelli in getting this idiot who thinks you should be looking out for his u-turns off the road by ensuring he can't afford it.

 

[samharris]

Sesationalist headline in todays Sun online...

I thought I'd die when Balotelli's car hit me.

“It spun my car around 360 degrees and I was in total shock.”

The smash happened after Man United fan Danny dropped his dad Sam off in Manchester city centre.



Injured ... DannyHe said: “I decided to do a U-turn like I’d done there before and I saw this white car miles away in the distance.

“It was safe to make the turn and I indicated. I looked in the mirror and over my shoulder. I was half-way across when I saw this car on top of me and I remember thinking: ‘This is going to hurt’.

“From looking to see the car in the distance to it hitting me was easily less than five seconds.”

Danny — who has been driving for six months — believes his £1,700 car is a write-off after it suffered severe damage to the front offside. Balotelli’s £120,000 Bentley was also bashed up by the impact.



So a jack the lad 'corsa driver with 6 months driving experience decides to do a 'U' turn knowing that a white car was coming...


If he'd tried doing that on his driving test he'd have failed it..Also why is the damage on the front of his car?? surely after taking 5 seconds to pull out the damage would have been at the back or side on...

Perhaps he doesnt realise that objects in mirrors are closer than they seem..

Surely this is not a scam! Who in their right mind would own a Vauxhall?

Every 17 year old in the country and they all tell the insurance company of their modifications,especially the dustbin exhausts..:)

 

[St Helens Blue (Exiled)]

Nice one Mario....Ram a rag!!!

 

[dario2739]

Where exactly did this happen - there's a good possibility that U-turns are illegal on the stretch of road they were on, making this nobhead's testimony his own confession of guilt!

 

[Bluebird1]

Where exactly did this happen - there's a good possibility that U-turns are illegal on the stretch of road they were on, making this nobhead's testimony his own confession of guilt!

Deansgate Locks apparently. Surely no-one would do a u-turn there knowing that a car was approaching? Forgive me, it's a rag who now thinks whoopee I'll get my 15 mins of fame and blame a City player for my stupidity. As for his claims Balo didn't check up on him, why would he? He was obviously more worried about his passenger who actually went to hospital.

 

[Tez Tosterone]

He was driving like a dick after the Chelsea game.

Glad he is unhurt, hopefully he gets some form of a wake up call and grows up.

Christ, it must be obvious to everyone that that his behaviour over the past year has been deliberately aimed at securing his objective to return to Milan.

As I said months ago - check the post - Mario Balotelli is with us as an intermediary club to facilitate his move to AC in the Summer. If this happens them so be it.

This sort of things happens more than people realize. Denis Law, a good example arrived at Maine Road in March 1960, left for Torino in June 1961 and joined Manure in 1962. Torino must have accepted that he was there for a season to stopa straight transfer from inter city rivals taking place which has always been considered infra dignitatum by clubs and fans alike.

What also looks probable rather than possible is that Carlos Tevez is likely to moving to the same destination.

For us that would be an excellent deal.

Meanwhile if RM stays with us he had better exercise his judgement better the next time he recommends transfer targets to the board. We need players like Muniain and others that have a 100% focus on playing football with team spirit an absolute necessity.




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[God game lover]

Enough is enough of this guy now!
He just a complete and total dickhead. A constant drain of negative energy on the club, the players and the fans.

Just how many other clubs would put up with this plonker any longer? If he played across town in Trafford we would be howling in laughter and derision - just like everyone else is at us again, all because of Mario.

'Super Mario' my arse. More like 'Super Dickhead'!

Lad you have courage to say the truth. From the beginning of the season he just do sh** and nothing for the club. Fans made him hero after Rag game and forgot the true heroes of MC - our midfielders. He is selfish child who think he is the best - but he is not (well maybe he is best for off pitch scandals). If I'm manager I would kick his a** every single day till he start to listen or I would sell him.

 

[rickmcfc]

Are there any pictures of the damage at all?