I'm starting to think Didactic's putting on this persona as an internet funnyman. No-one (and I really do mean no-one) that thick should or would be allowed near a computer. If I'm wrong, no offence intended. If I'm right, keep it up brother. You are one big joke.
As for Balotelli, not arsed what he does in his personal life if it has no bearing on City. From what I've read, he's put himself in a person where it's out of his hands if he commits a crime or not. That, to me, is bad news for the club and with me being a City fan, I'd rather him not do it.
Sorry if that offends his fan club.