Mario fire????

[Fame Monster]

Funny how at least one of the "socially responsible" posters having a pop at Balotelli was advocating violence against stewards only a few days ago.

I'm sorry you didn't get the tone of those posts.

But even if I was being serious, in case you didn't know, I don't play for City.

If they were sarcastic, there's nothing within them to suggest they are.

The need for a sarcasm font is one of the biggest problems at the moment.

 

[BradshawsBlues]

Fucking hell, if Mario had launched fireworks at an orphanage or something i'd understand the fuss. It's not even clear if it was him that set them off in the first place. Balotelli gets us in the news, makes a change thats its not Tevez related aswell - publicity is a good thing you boring bastards.

 

[jayfx]

Crying about a 21 year old lad setting off a firework?

There must be some right boring bastards on here

True!!! I'm sure a lot of us on here got up to some daft stuff in our private life when we was that age. But when it comes to being a City player it's what he does on the pitch that counts. And also the scenes like on the training pitch etc but what he does in his own house is up to him.
The same boring bastards will be on here tomorrow though if he scores a winner, singing his praises.

-- Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:41 pm --

Ohh Balotelli hes a striker he's fuckin class, Sets fire to his gaff throwin rockets from his bath. He Doesnt give a fuck he just does it for a laugh!! Ohh balotelli

Haha, love it. I really hope this catches on as a second verse.

 

[hilts]

forget inflatable banana's guy fawkes hats, you heard it here first

 

[SWP's back]

I'm sorry you didn't get the tone of those posts.

But even if I was being serious, in case you didn't know, I don't play for City.

If they were sarcastic, there's nothing within them to suggest they are.

The need for a sarcasm font is one of the biggest problems at the moment.

My apologies then fella.

 

[hilts]

Fucking hell, if Mario had launched fireworks at an orphanage or something i'd understand the fuss. It's not even clear if it was him that set them off in the first place. Balotelli gets us in the news, makes a change thats its not Tevez related aswell - publicity is a good thing you boring bastards.

in fairness if i was an orphan i would welcome a fireworks display with not having a mum or dad like, brighten up my day

apologies in advance by the way

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I'm sorry you didn't get the tone of those posts.

But even if I was being serious, in case you didn't know, I don't play for City.

If they were sarcastic, there's nothing within them to suggest they are.

The need for a sarcasm font is one of the biggest problems at the moment.

This would be a good idea to identify the 23% of the time that I'm not being sarcastic.

If there's something worse than people not realising that you're being sarcastic, it's people thinking you're being sarcastic when you're not.

Edit: this post is not sarcastic.

 

[johnny on the spot]

The kid's a lunatic, I love him.

 

[SWP's back]

If they were sarcastic, there's nothing within them to suggest they are.

The need for a sarcasm font is one of the biggest problems at the moment.

This would be a good idea to identify the 23% of the time that I'm not being sarcastic.

If there's something worse than people not realising that you're being sarcastic, it's people thinking you're being sarcastic when you're not.

Edit: this post is not sarcastic.

Yeah right

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The need for a sarcasm font is one of the biggest problems at the moment.

This would be a good idea to identify the 23% of the time that I'm not being sarcastic.

If there's something worse than people not realising that you're being sarcastic, it's people thinking you're being sarcastic when you're not.

Edit: this post is not sarcastic.

Yeah right

Sorry, are you being sarcastic?

 

[Etihead]

Spanish blue sounds like a right barrel of laughs.... Just in case he forgot the words...

Ohh Balotelli hes a striker he's fuckin class, Sets fire to his gaff throwin rockets from his bath. He Doesnt give a fuck he just does it for a laugh!! Ohh balotelli

This is superb this must be the next verse in a song that will go on and on with his antics ! We have to realise this is a cult hero the envy of all others.

 

[Freestyler]

Oooooh Balotelli
he's a striker, he's good at darts
Set fire to his gaff, fires rockets from his bath
he doesn't give a fuck, cause he does it for the laugh
Oooooh Balotelli

 

[Mancity1980]

cos balo you're a firework
come on show them what your worth
make'm go shit shit shit
as you hit your hat trick trick trick

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw&ob=av2e[/youtube]

My work here is done.

I like this, rather than go with changing the words to the usual Mario chant. I can see this working well if it is taken up by enough people tomorrow.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Mario Balotelli is theatre


Mario Balotelli is Manchester City.

 

[mackenzie]

The kid's a lunatic, I love him.

So do I. There's no real harm in him at all.

 

[lancs blue]

Mario Balotelli is theatre


Mario Balotelli is Manchester City.

Agreed.

Some people will think I'm being silly but he reminds me of Tony Coleman, another daft lad who could get himself into scrapes without any difficulty. As a kid I loved TC and I love Mario now. I honestly don't believe there's an ounce of malice in the lad, yes he's daft and a bit giddy but I'd rather have that than say an Andy Carroll crawling round the pubs and clubs getting pissed/drugged up and brawling.

 

[LongsightM13]

Some of the Keith Lards on this thread really do need to get a grip.
Nothing Mario has done since he got here can be compared to the behaviour of some of the sleazy degenerates and amoral scumbags he will be lining up against tomorrow.

 

[mancitygaz]

Mario is nuts but I think he's great.

A few negative people on this thread and not once has anyone mentioned the decent things he has done since landing in Manchester, handed a tramp a couple of grand, sorted a bullied school kid.

 

[The Northern Baptist]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmcdLEnhSi8[/youtube]

 

[Jumanji]

I guess I'm late to reading this but is this true?