Marios Chicken Hat Is The Best
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Gelsons Dad
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bluesmith said:
and an appropriate number of syllables per line!
Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot
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Lets just sing this instead
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK5K87NDi84[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK5K87NDi84[/youtube]
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Mario has a chicken hat
it's feather white and blue
and when he scores a hat trick
he'll cock his hat at you
I think that rhymes?
Does the poem have to have a chicken hat in it? . . . quite limiting really.
How about a rap t'ing? (without a chicken hat)
He's Italian mohican
take you out heat seekin'
and when he's had his way with you
you'll be all freaky shreakin'
Sorry for typo's - blame it on the northern lights x haze 5 . . sheesh . .
it's feather white and blue
and when he scores a hat trick
he'll cock his hat at you
I think that rhymes?
Does the poem have to have a chicken hat in it? . . . quite limiting really.
How about a rap t'ing? (without a chicken hat)
He's Italian mohican
take you out heat seekin'
and when he's had his way with you
you'll be all freaky shreakin'
Sorry for typo's - blame it on the northern lights x haze 5 . . sheesh . .
F*** me!
Somebody, somehwere, has to get a song going about Mario's chicken hat.
Amazing.
Mario's chicken hat is the best.
It goes from his head to his neck
? (can't think of anything) It is better than......? (missing word/s)
Mario's chicken hat.
Somebody, somehwere, has to get a song going about Mario's chicken hat.
Amazing.
Mario's chicken hat is the best.
It goes from his head to his neck
? (can't think of anything) It is better than......? (missing word/s)
Mario's chicken hat.
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Are you Feathers McGraw in disguise
Are you Feathers McGraw in disguise
Are you Feathers McGraw in disguise
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Right then . . back on track now and right on the chicken hat theme as well but keeping the 'chicken' monika out of the prose . . I thought it was more of a 'rooster' . . as like that mad rooster in the hanna barbara? cartoons . cock of the walk and all that.
Anyhow . . .
Finger lickin' good the skill shines through
with a rooster for a titfer it's Mario the Blue
he'll score 3 goals and say 'how do'
that's Mario the the goal machine we love the things he do!
Anyhow . . .
Finger lickin' good the skill shines through
with a rooster for a titfer it's Mario the Blue
he'll score 3 goals and say 'how do'
that's Mario the the goal machine we love the things he do!
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right then, back off track we go..
'we don't need ffernando torres
we doin't need fake ronaldo,
cos carlos tevez is a genius
Oi! rooney!
Leave our grans alone'
'we don't need ffernando torres
we doin't need fake ronaldo,
cos carlos tevez is a genius
Oi! rooney!
Leave our grans alone'
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I like the 'off track' challenge . . . chicken hat was a bit restricting for the the more expansive amongst us.
He's fast, he's loose, he's stronger than a moose, Mario Mario
He's fast he's loose, he's stronger than a moose, that's Mario the Blue.
He'll take you on and beat you 10 to 1, Mario Mario
He'll take you on and beat you 10 to 1, , that's Mario the Blue.
ad infinitum . . .
Tune: (obvious)
Here's another one . . a bit beatlesque as a tribute to that near neighbour of our who just ain't scoring like he once was . . bin dippin' prozzie shaggin' wife beatin' pie eatin; roooney . .
Picture wayne rooney the ball at his feet and with acres of space and our goal in his sight, Everyone laughs when the game is all over - the ball went incredibly high.
Newspaper sellers they cry in the street 'rooney can't put them away' .
look for a twat who can't score like he could and he's one.
rooney in a rut it's priceless
rooney in a rut it's priceless
Shreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Picture wayne rooney he's broken like gazza his genius youth has now faded away, Everyone laughs 'cos he runs oh so slowly and he just can't put them away . . . .
Newspaper sellers they laugh in the street - rooney can't put the away.
look for a twat who can't score like he could and he's one.
rooney in a rut it's priceless
rooney in a rut it's priceless
Shreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Ad infinitum . .
Tune: Lucy in the sky with diamonds . . bet you couldn't guess at it 'til you had the tune in your bonce eh?
He's fast, he's loose, he's stronger than a moose, Mario Mario
He's fast he's loose, he's stronger than a moose, that's Mario the Blue.
He'll take you on and beat you 10 to 1, Mario Mario
He'll take you on and beat you 10 to 1, , that's Mario the Blue.
ad infinitum . . .
Tune: (obvious)
Here's another one . . a bit beatlesque as a tribute to that near neighbour of our who just ain't scoring like he once was . . bin dippin' prozzie shaggin' wife beatin' pie eatin; roooney . .
Picture wayne rooney the ball at his feet and with acres of space and our goal in his sight, Everyone laughs when the game is all over - the ball went incredibly high.
Newspaper sellers they cry in the street 'rooney can't put them away' .
look for a twat who can't score like he could and he's one.
rooney in a rut it's priceless
rooney in a rut it's priceless
Shreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Picture wayne rooney he's broken like gazza his genius youth has now faded away, Everyone laughs 'cos he runs oh so slowly and he just can't put them away . . . .
Newspaper sellers they laugh in the street - rooney can't put the away.
look for a twat who can't score like he could and he's one.
rooney in a rut it's priceless
rooney in a rut it's priceless
Shreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Ad infinitum . .
Tune: Lucy in the sky with diamonds . . bet you couldn't guess at it 'til you had the tune in your bonce eh?
ForeverCity
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IanBishopsHaircut said:
this gets my vote!!!!!! get this song going round.