Marios Chicken Hat Is The Best

[bigbadbrad]

up the premier league we go,
with carlos tevez and mario,
doesnt matter which one will score,
your in the team that we adore - CITY CITY CITY

 

[Wheelsy]

Mario's chicken hat is the best
Designed to look like a rooster's crest
Twenty-five quid with the added VAT
Mario's chicken hat

 

[persvenality cult]

Wheelsy's Mario Hat Song's The Best
Even if it's a comb, not a crest
Only a twat would say that it's wrong
Wheelsy's Mari-o Hat Song

 

[Shands]

Wheelsy's Mario Hat Song's The Best
Even if it's a comb, not a crest
Only a twat would say that it's wrong
Wheelsy's Mari-o Hat Song

Counterfly (Chick) entered Mario's song thread
and left poor Wheelsy's hat song there in shreds
His farmyard anatomy lesson may be why
Our Wheelsy now hates Counterfly!

 

[IanBishopsHaircut]

Wheelsy's Mario Hat Song's The Best
Even if it's a comb, not a crest
Only a twat would say that it's wrong
Wheelsy's Mari-o Hat Song

Counterfly (Chick) entered Mario's song thread
and left poor Wheelsy's hat song there in shreds
His farmyard anatomy lesson may be why
Our Wheelsy now hates Counterfly!

Shands super Mario song is ringing true
If I were Wheelsy i'd not trust Chick too
I'd be more inclined to wheelie bin a cat
Mario's Chicken Hat

 

[Wheelsy]

Wheelsy's Mario Hat Song's The Best
Even if it's a comb, not a crest
Only a twat would say that it's wrong
Wheelsy's Mari-o Hat Song

Counterfly (Chick) entered Mario's song thread
and left poor Wheelsy's hat song there in shreds
His farmyard anatomy lesson may be why
Our Wheelsy now hates Counterfly!

This thread has descended in to farce
I don't know a chicken's elbow from its arse
And I couldn't give a toss about the hat
As long as you vote for Matt!

 

[Goater's Shin]

Counterfly (Chick) entered Mario's song thread
and left poor Wheelsy's hat song there in shreds
His farmyard anatomy lesson may be why
Our Wheelsy now hates Counterfly!

This thread has descended in to farce
I don't know a chicken's elbow from its arse
And I couldn't give a toss about the hat
As long as you vote for Matt!

Shameless plug in an irrelevant thread,
Nowt to do with what's on Mario's head,
You should all stop fighting wrongs with wrongs,
And stop making up Mario's Hat songs.

 

[Numptyed]

Mario's Chicken Hat Is quite outrageous,
Hes fucked up dress sense is contagious,
Sophie Reade want's to be his lover
And Micah Richards his twin brother

 

[Gelsons Dad]

Mario's chicken hat is the best
It goes down from his head to his chest
It is better than Robbie and Take That
Mario's chicken hat



A closer homage to the original classic.

 

[blue1969]

Mario's Chicken Hat Is The Best
It's Better Than A Snood Or A Veeeeest
He wears it to take the piss out the press
Super Mario's Chicken Hat