Marios Chicken Hat Is The Best

[TFC]

To the tune of Ryan Giggs is illegitimate....

Mario's hat is incomparable,
Daft looking thing looks barely wearable,
Neville retired cos hes fucking terrible,
Hes a rat faced bastard.

(you may sense my disdain for the chuckle twat coming through in my songs ;)

 

[IanBishopsHaircut]

Mario's chicken hat is the best
It goes down from his head to his chest
It is better than Robbie and Take That
Mario's chicken hat



A closer homage to the original classic.

Like it!

 

[nunogo]

Mario's chicken hat is the best,
Looks like 5 mini cocks on his heead,
Wish I had one to prove that I am not a red,
And get some girls - in my bed!

 

[oldius]

Super Mario is his name
He's got a chicken hat
And when he scores in the nets
It lays an egg at the vets

 

[oldius]

Super Mario Balotelli's
Got a chicken hat
Knitted by his Aunty Nelly
Super Mario Balotelli

 

[unexpected item]

The chicken hat website is back up again - £20. Wonder if they would do a City one?

http://www.inspired-earth.com/index.php?act=viewProd&productId=894

 

[mancmackem]

I'm getting one!