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I realise that the common view of Martinez is that 'he's alright', one assumes because of his permanent 'little boy lost' facial expression and was probably the kid who got bullied at school.

Personally however, I don't get it. The oily little shithouse displays hypocrisy which would rival the very worst traits of Bacon Face and he vacillates week to week between bitching about ref's decisions and praising them depending which way things have gone for him.

Now, I realise that all of us, particularly the fans, are a little 'rose tinted' when it comes to refereeing decisions. However, in these days of multi angle tv coverage, you have to occasionally hold your hands up and admit that you got away with one. So, in the last 12 days, Everton have got away with 2 stonewall penalties and a 'probable' off side decision going massively in their favour and one seemingly clear off side going against them.

From Martinez, we have not just had silence on the one's they got away with, or a 'I didn't get a clear view' a la Wenger or Mourinho, what we got was 'It was a very mature decision from the referee'. This was after he'd seen the replay and when the whole football World was in agreement that it was a clear penalty.
However, yesterday, when one went against him, he's 'boiling with anger' and screaming for technology to be brought in to assist referee's.

The man is a charlatan. He is an ungracious, hypocritical fraudster. The sooner this piece of shit either fucks off back to Spain or gets back to managing a club like Wigan, the better. In the meantime, beating Everton in the semi next week and pissing on their Wembley plans has moved a notch up the 'important list'.
 
I realise that the common view of Martinez is that 'he's alright', one assumes because of his permanent 'little boy lost' facial expression and was probably the kid who got bullied at school.

Personally however, I don't get it. The oily little shithouse displays hypocrisy which would rival the very worst traits of Bacon Face and he vacillates week to week between bitching about ref's decisions and praising them depending which way things have gone for him.

Now, I realise that all of us, particularly the fans, are a little 'rose tinted' when it comes to refereeing decisions. However, in these days of multi angle tv coverage, you have to occasionally hold your hands up and admit that you got away with one. So, in the last 12 days, Everton have got away with 2 stonewall penalties and a 'probable' off side decision going massively in their favour and one seemingly clear off side going against them.

From Martinez, we have not just had silence on the one's they got away with, or a 'I didn't get a clear view' a la Wenger or Mourinho, what we got was 'It was a very mature decision from the referee'. This was after he'd seen the replay and when the whole football World was in agreement that it was a clear penalty.
However, yesterday, when one went against him, he's 'boiling with anger' and screaming for technology to be brought in to assist referee's.

The man is a charlatan. He is an ungracious, hypocritical fraudster. The sooner this piece of shit either fucks off back to Spain or gets back to managing a club like Wigan, the better. In the meantime, beating Everton in the semi next week and pissing on their Wembley plans has moved a notch up the 'important list'.

A top class post!!! The scrote has been quietly getting on my tits for a while now and I was loving,just loving it today to hear him whining about the offside goal and the extra minute after the seven,which the ref quite rightly added on as the scousers were celebrating like they had won the world cup after their third goal.Fucking hurts doesn't it Martinez you tosser??
 
A top class post!!! The scrote has been quietly getting on my tits for a while now and I was loving,just loving it today to hear him whining about the offside goal and the extra minute after the seven,which the ref quite rightly added on as the scousers were celebrating like they had won the world cup after their third goal.Fucking hurts doesn't it Martinez you tosser??
I don't mind him that much but I don't remember him quibbling that much or mentioning City's basically stone wall penalty when Sterling was fouled in the penalty area.
 
I don't mind him that much but I don't remember him quibbling that much or mentioning City's basically stone wall penalty when Sterling was fouled in the penalty area.
No he didn't quibble, he just said "Roger got it right" - note the use of the refs first name!!
 
He's also underachieving with Everton. That team in this strange season should be right in the mix for top 4.

Personally I think they have a better selection of players than Spurs but then Pochettino knows how to setup his defence, Martinez doesn't.
 
Martinez is an affected, artificial, bland, canting, captious, caviling, deceptive, deluding,duplicitous, faithless, false, feigning, fraudulent, hollow, insincere, lying, moralistic, pharisaical, phony, pious, sanctimonious, self-righteous, snide, specious, spurious, two-faced,prick of a man who has got his ambition mixed up with his ability. Please we smash them in the 2nd leg and put the oily little fucker in his place once and for all
 
Martinez is an affected, artificial, bland, canting, captious, caviling, deceptive, deluding,duplicitous, faithless, false, feigning, fraudulent, hollow, insincere, lying, moralistic, pharisaical, phony, pious, sanctimonious, self-righteous, snide, specious, spurious, two-faced,prick of a man who has got his ambition mixed up with his ability.

Wow - biting insults and delivered In alphabetical order! Witheringly impressive, although you may need counselling.
 
Of course, of course. He should join the endless queue of managers who rant about decisions going their own team's way. A blatant offside equaliser in the 98th minute? Oh hecky me, just one of those things and it was a privilege to draw against such exemplars of the Corinthian spirit.

Everton are getting under your skin, my friend. Martinez barely registers 1/100 on the GPC scale. If this man's the target of your anger at 2 o'clock in the morning, you should be worried.
 
funny how the ref was mature on wednesday and unacceptable yesterday and need help

do one martinez your crocodile tears don't wash with me
 
He has no dignity. I actually think being at Everton has killed him. He has illusions of grandeur and believes his own bullshit. He genuinely does.

I didn't mind him at Swansea, but as time has gone by he's gradually become a caricature of himself. A parody.

I know that I'm generalising here, but I hate scousers with a passion and his time on Merseyside has seen him become an adopted one. Greasy little slime ball. An old school arse licker, the teachers pet when it comes to referees.

I'm all for defending ones club but there comes a point where honesty and dignity takes over and you just have to hold your hands up. Or say I didn't see it. That he comments in favour of such blatant officiating errors is just a mark of the new adopted scouser that is Martinez.

I hope we smash fuck out of these in the return leg. He has it coming.

What comes around goes around. Karma is due for this charlatan.
 
Of course, of course. He should join the endless queue of managers who rant about decisions going their own team's way. A blatant offside equaliser in the 98th minute? Oh hecky me, just one of those things and it was a privilege to draw against such exemplars of the Corinthian spirit.

Everton are getting under your skin, my friend. Martinez barely registers 1/100 on the GPC scale. If this man's the target of your anger at 2 o'clock in the morning, you should be worried.

Nope, he made a **** of himself with his comments on Wed, & has confirmed it with his reaction to a similar injustice yesterday. Compare it to Hiddink's reaction which was just 'yeah it was offside'.

Had Martinez just held his hands up midweek 'yeah we got a bit lucky' no problem. To instead accuse our player of cheating, was a fucking disgrace & just because he hasn't got a bulbous red nose & scottish accent, doesn't mean he gets away with it.

Total ****.
 
Nope, he made a **** of himself with his comments on Wed, & has confirmed it with his reaction to a similar injustice yesterday. Compare it to Hiddink's reaction which was just 'yeah it was offside'.

Had Martinez just held his hands up midweek 'yeah we got a bit lucky' no problem. To instead accuse our player of cheating, was a fucking disgrace & just because he hasn't got a bulbous red nose & scottish accent, doesn't mean he gets away with it.

Total ****.

To be fair, I didn't hear his comments on Wednesday.
 
To be fair, I missed the comment about one of our players cheating.

Yeah he said Sterling was just knocking the ball out & waiting for Stones to make a challenge so he could go down & win a pen, this whilst also admitting he hadn't seen a replay. He was still willing to have a go at Sterling in spite of not even seeing it properly!
 
Of course, of course. He should join the endless queue of managers who rant about decisions going their own team's way. A blatant offside equaliser in the 98th minute? Oh hecky me, just one of those things and it was a privilege to draw against such exemplars of the Corinthian spirit.

Everton are getting under your skin, my friend. Martinez barely registers 1/100 on the GPC scale. If this man's the target of your anger at 2 o'clock in the morning, you should be worried.
I'm in the far east - it was 9.39 in the morning when I wrote the post, so I'm not worried. Furthermore, I stand by every word.
 

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