Lovebitesandeveryfing
Well-Known Member
I've just got an update from my sources that there is a 100% a chance that something will either happen or not happen.
If you want me to verify that, it'll cost you a tenner.
I'd want it to be accompanied by pics of you in a leather jock strap for that (preferably leather, although rubber acceptable). That, for me, will confirm that your sources are sound.