Todays BBC football page has 33 main stories - 16 of them are regarding Louis, Jose or United in some way
Jose Mourinho: Manchester United in talks with former Chelsea manager
Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Jose Mourinho could make striker first Man Utd signing
Sportsday - Mourinho latest, gossip & debate
Mourinho, Conte, Guardiola & Klopp: Which newcomer will prosper?
Louis van Gaal: Daley Blind sympathises with sacked Man Utd boss
Darrell Clarke: Leeds United approach Bristol Rovers boss
Ryan Giggs: Manchester United legend considering future at the club
Louis van Gaal sacked by Man Utd over poor style of play
Marcus Rashford: Man Utd striker has little time to make England impact
Chris Coleman: Wales manager signs two-year contract extension
Louis van Gaal sacked: Man Utd boss's funniest quotes
Rangers: Nicky Law, Nicky Clark and David Templeton leave club
Brendan Rodgers: Celtic 'not a step down' from the Premier League
Sylvain Distin: Bournemouth central defender among six departures
Euro 2016 countdown: Portugal v France ends in controversy in 2000
Ryan Giggs would benefit from leaving Manchester United - Chris Coleman
Jose Mourinho: Prospective Manchester United boss "not a progressive coach"
Manchester United: Louis van Gaal sacked as manager
Brendan Rodgers targets Celtic domestic & European success
Euro 2016 countdown: Spain's reign begins at Euro 2008
Watch the goals as Man City Women go 6 points clear
'Mourinho is damaged goods'
England 2-1 Turkey: Roy Hodgson knows defence needs work
Listen to the goals as England beat Turkey
FA Cup final highlights: Crystal Palace 1-2 Manchester United (aet)
Jose Mourinho at Manchester United: What are his top priorities at Old Trafford?
Celtic: Brendan Rodgers strikes right notes for Scottish champions
England v Turkey - How the players rated
Euro 2016: Pick your England starting XI
Euro 2016: A guide to the new laws in football
Manchester United: FA Cup win does not mask problems - Alan Shearer
Manager ins and outs - April/May 2016
Transfers - May 2016
No bias here!
(Apologies if my counting it wrong, lunch time rush)