Like so many of his colleagues, he's just a fan with a laptop. If the story is true, (see what I did there Jonathan?) about his allegiance is 1. Spurs then 2, Arsenal, you can imagine his real motivation in the headline.
So much hope for the season two months in for Spurs, then nothing. Then he goes to his old fall back club the Arse. Now as the inevitable draws closer as they run out of games, he throws his toys out of the pram and questions the competition.
He's probably wondering right now, why he didn't choose politics, but we all know how that would end up.
There's a rumour out there also, that I am better looking than Brad Pitt and bloody well hung. Probably not a great example of his theories, as its pretty much close to the truth. (see what I did there Jonathan - they will never know if it's true!)