Media discussion - 2025/26

Not the lengthiest article by the BBC, despite the significance of the win. Pretty devoid of emotion too.

Why does it also feel like it's written by AI?

BBC News - Analysis: Guardiola's men keep cool in cauldron

Compare it to the essay Liverpool got for their win over Madrid last month:
A very good comparison.
But, a big but, City won in The Bernabeu which is a much bigger achievement.
Can't be arsed checking, but was the endless talk of RM's injury crisis, only applicable to last night's match ?
 
The muen you silly boy, aka the Manchester Evening News but known by a lot of us Blues as the manchester united evening news (muen) based on its perceived bias. I always look at the marks they give our players out of interest and was staggered how low they marked us after a win away at madrid and so I thought I’d check how THE SAME SUPPOSEDLY IMPARTIAL MANCHESTER NEWSPAPER had marked our cunting neighbours the night before against two point wolves and noted they had marked them higher than us. So sorry it’s offended you, I can’t sleep more than half an hour at a time due to the effects of a stroke I had 5 months ago, and tbh I used to be an accountant and adding up 11 numbers took me all of 10 seconds. Surprised you didn’t know what the muen was based on your username. Fucking hell
And.......breathe. We won. Enjoy it!
 
You just need to look at the headlines in the sports section of the BBC and Guardian. Don't google City though. You will find what you need under 'Alonso' 'Bellingham' or 'Real Madrid'.

Want to look for the Gooners stuff? Just google 'Perfect Arsenal'.
Google pixel are one of arsenals sponsors currently.
 
“Fletch” is a pub bore who won’t stop rabbiting when you’re trying to concentrate

Also, on 90mins he said “what do you make of Real Madrid” - I’m no card carrying conspiracy theorists but if Liverpool or United were winning away at Real Madrid, I don’t believe the commentators would ask about a Spanish team rather than the English team they are covering
Well placed in the league and CL, and they absolutely hate it, has to be a coping mechanism
 

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