Media Thread - 2021/22

[mat]

Another u turn in our sports media shocker.

One minute Ronaldo is a past it mercenary. Next he's the missing piece to give Ole his first title.

 

[IrishBlueSince92]

No doubt they’ll be reporting about how this and the Cavani signing, and Sancho for that matter will stunt the development of Mason Greenwood
You know the way they did for years over Foden

 

[laserblue]

Hamster Solekhol and Slaphead Sheth were wanking themselves stupid on SNN at the thought of Ronaldo rejoining the rags. On BBC News Simon Stone was on the vinegar strokes in his excitement at the prospect.

 

[mat]

Hamster Solekhol and Slaphead Sheth were wanking themselves stupid on SNN at the thought of Ronaldo rejoining the rags. On BBC News Simon Stone was on the vinegar strokes in his excitement at the prospect.

His CR7 duvet is crusty enough already.

 

[Norbiton]

I’m sure all the media will be focussing on the money United have spent over the summer and now having to meet Ronaldo’s wage demands on top, with serious questions about how they can comply with FFP and the Premier League’s rules on wage inflation

 

[laserblue]

His CR7 duvet is crusty enough already.

Too much information!

 

[waspish]

I’m sure all the media will be focussing on the money United have spent over the summer and now having to meet Ronaldo’s wage demands on top, with serious questions about how they can comply with FFP and the Premier League’s rules on wage inflation

Premier don’t have wage inflation but rumours the next ffp will be something to do with that! Rags have just added another 25m a gear to there wages if Ronaldo signs for them.

 

[jrb]

Ronaldo has signed for the rags.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58359561

 

[mat]

Ronaldo has signed for the rags.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58359561

Here we fucking go...

0900 - "He's over the hill, greedy ****!"

17:00 - "Masterstroke signing of a world superstar by Man U..."

 

[eyalluvitt]

Yesterday
Oil cheats obscene spending continues as they flout FFP again and spend big on washed-up Ronaldo

Today
United bring prodigal son home to new title favourites, With Sancho and Verrane it's officially the best 150 million spent ever ever in a transfer window ever. In other news, roving reporter Robson McClair has all the latest from Chester Crown court.