Media Thread - 2021/22

[Claytop]

Simon Stone, he’s definitely one who has the full duvet pillow set.

Laughable.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Exactly this , we have treated the media with respect whilst they have besmirched our club at every opportunity , what have we got to lose by banning the c*nts ? , Its hard to imagine how they could harm our club anymore than they do currently , make the bastards pay for a ticket and sit amongst the great unwashed , we will soon see if the bollocks they print are actually big enough.

I don’t want the cunts sat next to me thanks very much…!!!

 

[Semper aggressus]

How the fuck can the bbc have two articles about a mid table side being ‘back to the top’ and in the top 6 (six, as if that’s some kind of achievement - who’s 6th in serie A or La Liga, anyone think they’re a top team?)

And only Burnley at home ffs, not like they made some kind of statement win at Liverpool or Chelsea is it. How much longer will the BBC try to keep those shits relevant?

 

[Blue Til Death]

From the bits I saw of the game it looked a pretty scratchy performance by the rags and they were lucky not to concede more.
How that can be extrapolated to a championship winning performance only those cunts at the bbc know….
Just shows how desperate they are!

They blew Burnley away apparently, god only knows how they would describe what City and the dippers did to them at old toilet …!!

 

[Blue Til Death]

A new year message to any media types lurking on here-particularly delooney and Harris GO FUCK YOURSELVES CTID.

How do I treble like this and add gold stars, please, thank you ..!!

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Rags heroic win against the mighty Burnley part of the national and World headlines at 8am announced with absolute joy by that hefty Irishwoman as 'Man United enter the New Year with a win' as she waves her arms upwards and outwardsf for the second time today.
Football didn't get a mention a week ago so they could avoid having to mention City scoring 7.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Simon Stone, he’s definitely one who has the full duvet pillow set.

Laughable.

I doubt he has a double bed though.

 

[jaseisblue]

How the fuck can the bbc have two articles about a mid table side being ‘back to the top’ and in the top 6 (six, as if that’s some kind of achievement - who’s 6th in serie A or La Liga, anyone think they’re a top team?)

And only Burnley at home ffs, not like they made some kind of statement win at Liverpool or Chelsea is it. How much longer will the BBC try to keep those shits relevant?

As long as they are a click bait cash cow, which will be a while yet i am afraid.

 

[hello]

I doubt he has a double bed though.

He’s probably too fat for a single so maybe lack of sleep is the root cause of his stupidity & delusional thoughts.

 

[tommy116]

Newcastle also beat Burnley at home, are they now also headed to the top?

 

[andyhinch]

I doubt he has a double bed though.

I doubt he needs one.

 

[Protein Junkie]

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Ok we all know they have 6billion plastics around the World so the Beeb will pander to the masses.
It is the context that matters.
what has happened to make anyone think he can raise the Titanic here ?
A club nailed on to win the league have just climbed back to 6th beating relegation fodder at home.
What the fuck is this recently invented Top Six anyway ? A ruse to ensure the Rags get included that’s what.
Let them laude the fact they have not lost to Burnley and Newcastle this week.
If only they woke up to see what they are actually highlighting and then set their time machine to 1999.
Long May it continue.

 

[spacecadet]

I see the Daily united is back on blanket coverage. Ignore the league table and waffle about taggart being 80, a home win against one of the weakest teams in the league. Countless stories about them at the top of their shite website. While tugging themselves around the bathroom floor. BBC are a fucking disgrace too. Disband.

 

[give it to gordon]

I see the Daily united is back on blanket coverage. Ignore the league table and waffle about taggart being 80, a home win against one of the weakest teams in the league. Countless stories about them at the top of their shite website. While tugging themselves around the bathroom floor. BBC are a fucking disgrace too. Disband.

Did it mention all the empty seats at the swamp last night ?

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

How the fuck can the bbc have two articles about a mid table side being ‘back to the top’ 32and in the top 6 (six, as if that’s some kind of
newly achievement - who’s 6th in serie A or La Liga, anyone think they’re a top team?)

And only Burnley at home ffs, not like they made some kind of statement win at Liverpool or Chelsea is it. How much longer will the BBC try wdsto keep those shits relevant?

It was on a bit later than normal so l got caught in the hero worship once more. Just out of the shower, l felt like jumping back in.
All three this time gushing about beating Burnley and football's most secret statistic-that the stinking rags have not been out of the newly formed Top Six into the New Year for 32 (now there's a milestone not to be forgotten) years. Back in the days of the Pisscan!!!! so cue to the old pisspot out in crowds in a pandemic. And it's his birthday too and what a present, beating Burnley.
Awful sycophantic dumbed down shite.
It's about time some of the presenters dug their heels in and say 'I can't say this tripe - l am a senior journalist'. Its like all day CBBC.

 

[waspish]

Ok we all know they have 6billion plastics around the World so the Beeb will pander to the masses.
It is the context that matters.
what has happened to make anyone think he can raise the Titanic here ?
A club nailed on to win the league have just climbed back to 6th beating relegation fodder at home.
What the fuck is this recently invented Top Six anyway ? A ruse to ensure the Rags get included that’s what.
Let them laude the fact they have not lost to Burnley and Newcastle this week.
If only they woke up to see what they are actually highlighting and then set their time machine to 1999.
Long May it continue.

It’s funny they reported the the scum moved back into 6th spot and ONLY 4 points of fourth! Hahaha biggest bestest club ever scrapping for fourth Totally embarrassing oh and with a billions pound squad.

 

[ballbag]

We've got our work cut out to catch the swamp dwellers at the top of the tab..... what?

 

[The slaughtered lamb]

Did it mention all the empty seats at the swamp last night ?

No, but Simon Stone managed to mention that they ‘swept’ Burnley aside as they ‘cruised’ to a 3-1 win which moved them back into the top six. Meanwhile, Joao Cancelo ‘says’ he suffered cuts to the face after attempting to fight off a gang of robbers. Cnuts should have been done away with years ago.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

It was on a bit later than normal so l got caught in the hero worship once more. Just out of the shower, l felt like jumping back in.
All three this time gushing about beating Burnley and football's most secret statistic-that the stinking rags have not been out of the newly formed Top Six into the New Year for 32 (now there's a milestone not to be forgotten) years. Back in the days of the Pisscan!!!! so cue to the old pisspot out in crowds in a pandemic. And it's his birthday too and what a present, beating Burnley.
Awful sycophantic dumbed down shite.
It's about time some of the presenters dug their heels in and say 'I can't say this tripe - l am a senior journalist'. Its like all day CBBC.

Heres a stat no league title since 2013 and during that time they haven’t finished above City in the league. United are back.

 

[A590 blues]

Just watching the rags v burnley and the commentator saying 70000 fans in the stadium but there’s a hell of a lot of empty seats.

I'm sure he also said the biggest ground I. the league is words tob that effect obviously this is wrong