GMP know, which is why when a freedom of information request was previously submitted for a 72,000 attendance against the might FC Cluj, they revealed the actual attendees on the night was less than 36,000.
Let that sink in for a minute, because that's what you are up against when it comes to getting to the truth about this shit stain of a club.
Ibrahimovic even revealed last week they deducted £1 from his wages for helping himself to a yoghurt from his hotel mini-bar fridge, before he complained.
I have people who work at United who have been told they can't help themselves to toast and tea in the morning these days in the canteen because it costs money.
They say you can't polish a turd, but let me tell you, United have plenty who try on their behalf.