Media Thread - 2021/22

[Gazza]

I was going to pull him up on the grammatical error, but thought it'd be a bit mean in the circumstances.

But secretly you've been trying to scratch it off with the edge of a coin ;-)

 

[jrb]

F*cking joke if a Rag paper. Can't even get the subs bench right.

 

[Spurs quarter 69]

Driving home from Fleetwood game today feeling mighty pissed off with the result and performance. Anxious to get City result had radio 2 on delighted when no mention of footy on the news realised we must have won. Of course I was right !

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

The Daily Telegraph has done a half season review of every Premier club...
Liverpool
In any other era they would be heading for their third title in 4 years under the German. Manchester City's unlimited resources may prove a familiar obstacle.

I mean ,what the actual fuck. Someone got paid to write that shite.

So, does that mean that technically/morally, they did win 3 out of the last 4?

Oh no, it doesn't even mean that.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Let me try and rewrite this more accurately. "In any other era, Manchester City would be heading for their fifth title in five years under the Spaniard. Liverpool's unending bleating and boundless efforts to unfairly influence officials may prove a familiar obstacle."

It's easy, this journalism lark. :)

Try this one. :-)

 

[eyalluvitt]

Covid hit Fox’s edged out in 9 goal thriller at 67% full Old Tretihad.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

The Daily Telegraph has done a half season review of every Premier club...
Liverpool
In any other era they would be heading for their third title in 4 years under the German. Manchester City's unlimited resources may prove a familiar obstacle.

I mean ,what the actual fuck. Someone got paid to write that shite.

Well we scored another six today, 17 in three games, and Unlimited Resources did not score or even assist in a single one.
In fact when l think back to the hundreds of goals City have scored in the last few years, UR has not scored a single goal.
Worse than the reporter writing that daft comment there is a sports editor and others deciding how he wants his all his staff to report
stuff in the same old way and he will get paid several times more than the clown whose name we see on the bye lines.

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

Oi, I live in Devon.

As you are on here you are not a sad misfit....

 

[eyalluvitt]

“Chelsea storm back into title race after a stunning away win at in form Villa, while City need TWO penalties to squeak past injury ravaged Leicester”.

 

[citymad]

“Chelsea storm back into title race after a stunning away win at in form Villa, while City need TWO penalties to squeak past injury ravaged Leicester”.

And a motm (well my motm anyway) performance from Ederson.