Media Thread - 2021/22

[bluealf]

Carlisle the land that time forgot, the locals have more hands than teeth

Those are West Cumbrians matey, see @Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese for a prime example. lol

 

[glyncity]

The rags had £560 million worth of players on the pitch today against Southampton , with a further £220 million on the bench , never once mentioned by the Sky commentators in their coverage , contrast that with City where it's literally all they ever talk about

 

[34yearsandstillgoingstrong]

BBC's report on the rag's fine performance away to Southampton gives the loveable Trafford hobbit a platform to complain about the referee who in Ole's opinion cost the rags 2 points. I suspect we'll soon be fed the usual smokescreen of St Marcus receiving rude tweets! , after another below par performance . Anyway, what really caught my eye was the way in which the Beeb ended their report ........ " Our coverage of Manchester United is bigger and better than ever before - here's everything you need to know to make sure you never miss a moment " Roan and Stone earning their Rag shilling as per usual.

 

[KS55]

Susan Cadogan @ 1975 !!!

Great song. Make sure you listen to the full version with a lovely piece of dub music as the outro. On Trojan.
Tony Blairs mate Lord thingy brought her over here.

 

[KS55]

From the BBC this morning:-

Anderlecht are working on a deal to sign Manchester City's English midfielder Liam Delap, 18, on loan.

Clueless numpties.

Yes, saw that. Does he need a loan spell or does Pep intend to give him minutes?

 

[manclad]

Great song. Make sure you listen to the full version with a lovely piece of dub music as the outro. On Trojan.
Tony Blairs mate Lord thingy brought her over here.

As you say pal,a top song. I don't hear it very often these days, but when I do it reminds me of my mis-spent youth in the mid 70s.

 

[Kippax77]

Carlisle the land that time forgot, the locals have more hands than teeth

Don't go upsetting the Inter Border Firm now hahaha,
Remember bumping into the IBF once and can recall that Quinederm wasn't high on their agenda the spotty TWA? S

 

[LongsightM13]

Probably because the Daily Fail is generally not considered a reliable news outlet.

The agency in court sold the story to the Mail. Im sure tbf it will be more widely covered when he appears and is sentenced. Or hires Mr Loophole like that mob usually do

 

[Shaggy]

Don't go upsetting the Inter Border Firm now hahaha,
Remember bumping into the IBF once and can recall that Quinederm wasn't high on their agenda the spotty TWA? S

Ha ha ha, Paul Dodd and that shower of zitty inbred muppets

 

[Kippax77]

Ha ha ha, Paul Dodd and that shower of zitty inbred muppets

That's the very chap pal hahaha

 

[LongsightM13]

Ha ha ha, Paul Dodd and that shower of zitty inbred muppets

Haha that name’s a blast from the past! Had a month or two of tabloid notoriety back in the day and dined out on it for years

 

[KS55]

As you say pal,a top song. I don't hear it very often these days, but when I do it reminds me of my mis-spent youth in the mid 70s.

Here you go. There is a new version on YT Music which adds voices to the outro and ruins it. This is the original.

 

[bluealf]

Haha that name’s a blast from the past! Had a month or two of tabloid notoriety back in the day and dined out on it for years

He is dead now, drugs I believe.

It was the BCF and are still going, as far as I know.

 

[messedupface]

BBC gossip

Manchester United have been handed a boost in their pursuit of Borussia Dortmund striker Erling Braut Haaland, 21, whose £64m contract clause will become active in January. (Marca - in Spanish)

The only part of the Marca article that mentions the rags

BorussIa Dortmund has no need to sell after the transfer of Sancho to United and for which he has entered 100 million euros.

Where's the boost?

 

[Rochdale Blue]

Its about time all non Rag & Dipper armchair fans dumped Sky , they are so focussed on these two clubs it is now getting ridiculous , the three dcoumentaries Sky had about the Dippers title win is a case in point .
Still waiting for the Sky programme about our three title wins in four years , but i suppose we wont have to wait 30 years for this to happen again ,so its not a big story.
If the Rags do in the unlikely event fluke a title win their will be a full length feature film with Mr.Jingles playing Fernandes in the lead role.

Assuming the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation trawled rawk for inspiration, they will have discovered that their title win was the indisputable greatest sporting achievement against all odds in human history. A romantic never to be beaten moment that had the millions of neutrals in this country cheering them over the line to a title win that will never be surpassed.

In reality it sent most of the country into depression knowing they had months of gloating to come from a fan base that won nothing more than a big fuck off *.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I see Mr Crooks has only put Jesus in his team of the week from the City lineup, concedes that he was outstanding but still manages a dig at Pep for not playing him in the centre.

Perfectly named pundit is Mr Crooks - stealing a living.

 

[KS55]

I see Mr Crooks has only put Jesus in his team of the week from the City lineup, concedes that he was outstanding but still manages a dig at Pep for not playing him in the centre.

Perfectly named pundit is Mr Crooks - stealing a living.

Crooks seems unaware that Jesus has more appearances for Brazil on the flank than in the middle.

 

[Blue Mist]

Crooks seems unaware

Edited for accuracy

 

[stan bowles]

I see Mr Crooks has only put Jesus in his team of the week from the City lineup, concedes that he was outstanding but still manages a dig at Pep for not playing him in the centre.

Perfectly named pundit is Mr Crooks - stealing a living.

Not sure how he can name his team of the week when there is still another game to be played tonight in this round ?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Not sure how he can name his team of the week when there is still another game to be played tonight in this round ?

Because he’s a fat, embarrassing ****.