Media Thread - 2021/22

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Perhaps when all the bullshit has settled down someone in the media might put two and two together and realise the Rags have been treated like patsies , we were never in the hunt for fakeronaldo and had no intention of signing a player with an ego the size of bus.
You have to congatulate fakeronaldorapist's agent , he has duped the Rags into paying £850k a week (£500k net) for two years a nice percentage for himself and even got a transfer fee for a 36 year old on his last legs.
Not sure who are the bigger mugs PSG for signing Messi for £1m a week , when he didnt have a football club after being released by Barca or the Rags for being screwed by Jorge Mendes. Will be interesting to see how fit fakeronaldo is after 6 months of relentless Premier league games and cup football , throw in international games as well , and his 37th birthday approaching .Couldnt give a shite about his fitness regime at 36 he is on a downward spiral and i would be surprised if he stays two seasons.
He will be off to Inter Miami and Beckham for another pay day next season
 
Juve having a dig at city in the metro. Comparing our alleged approach to Ronaldo with United. The word traditional is used.

My take, we would have taken Ronaldo on a free. The scare tactics from his agent brought United crawling with the chequebook.

Traditional approach my ass. City have money but we have stopped being fleeced.

Juve having a dig at city in the metro. Comparing our alleged approach to Ronaldo with United. The word traditional is used.

My take, we would have taken Ronaldo on a free. The scare tactics from his agent brought United crawling with the chequebook.

Traditional approach my ass. City have money but we have stopped being fleeced.
Traditional in Italy when recruiting means pleading they can't afford a transfer fee and expecting to get a player on loan until his contract runs out. Obviously the opposite approach applies when selling, even if they are desperate to get a player off the books.
 
I'm up rather early this Saturday morning. Mrs Ewing has re-set the boudoir radio and the fuckin' thing comes on with Radio 5, re-christened Madeira Radio as the entire station is given over to some geriatric from the island! Had that guy joined his boyhood team (everyone knows he ran around the island in a Stockport County shirt) we wouldn't have heard a peep from the Biased Broadcasting Canutes.
 
Went to bed in Bury but think i woke up in the USA.
OTT mass hysteria through every media outlet.
Apparently some chap who looks like a thunderbird is playing in a soccer match for Media City, and that we will all be able to recall where we actually were on this momentous day in years to come.


Not for me.
Iv just gone for a shit and to read my A to Z maps book to find a way home
 
Just read in the Mail that feminists plot to disrupt the lady boys debut. Find the idea of feminist haridans confronting the MIB hilarious, handbags at 50 paces.
 
Just had a quick google search to see if Emma Raducanu supports any football team.
That’s all I could find was the support she got from Sir Findus of Rashford during Wimbledon.
No doubt he will be tuned in tonight ready to piggyback if she wins.
 
Wouldnt it be fantastic if the barcode fans protested about their lack of spending and got the game called off.

I can see it now, shearer given air time to justify it, the media making excuses for it, and of course there would be no calls for punishment from anywhere.

Probable reality though:- Final verdict from pl............ newcastle found guilty of misconduct = 10 point deduction, and rags awarded a 3-0 win(ronaldo hattrick).

Newastle found guilty of "Taking shine off ronaldo 2nd debut" = total ban from football forever.
 
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Wouldnt it be fantastic if the barcode fans protested about their lack of spending and got the game called off.

I can see it now, shearer given air time to justify it, the media making excuses for it, and of course there would be no calls for punishment from anywhere.

Final verdict from pl............ newcastle found guilty of misconduct = 10 point deduction, and rags awarded a 3-0 win(ronaldo hattrick).
Newastle found guilty of "Taking shine off ronaldo 2nd debut" = total ban from football forever.
Please let this happen.
 
Just had a quick google search to see if Emma Raducanu supports any football team.
That’s all I could find was the support she got from Sir Findus of Rashford during Wimbledon.
No doubt he will be tuned in tonight ready to piggyback if she wins.

City could learn from his PR team
 
The annoying thing is his shirt sales will probably offset his wages, for a few weeks anyway. Probably get a few more nippers as fans too. Just hoping this all turns to be a big giant disaster for the rags.
 
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