Media Thread - 2021/22

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So bbc now running an article about the possibility of a play off game if everything finishes level and apparently it’s in the premier league rules,heading towards an American type scenario big razzmatazz finale..
So tonight we have to score 3 goals from outside the box. These need to be scored between the 53rd and 67th minute, with the right foot and whilst eating a bag of chips. If we do this, there in no way the dips can catch us.
 
If anyone is sucked into responding to the imbeciles questioning the value and risk in the signing do remember to say that we have signed one of, if not the best modern centre forward for the same money that Arsenal paid for Ben White last summer.
Keys is a colossal nonce.
And..... Haaland hasn't shagged his daughters best mate.


Unlike Keys.
 
It was only a matter of time before Pep hit back.

Whether the timing is right or not, we'll see.

I think he should have waited until the season was over and City are Champions, hopefully?

All Pep is doing now is galvonising Klopp and his team with his (true) PL Champions comment.

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Don't know what the fuck Baldy is on about here with reference to the 70s and 80s. Most of the modern red scouse gobshites would tell him that football was invented by Sky in 1992 and Littlewoods were one of the 4 founding Clubs.
 
When Liverpool fans call out City's spending, I compliment them on knowing more than CAS and qualified accountants, then ask them to confirm that they've written to their club demanding they end their association with Standard Chartered and return the sponsorship money. Its funny watching them squirm, especially as most of them have no idea about the background on SC.
My particular favourite is to point out that the only reason that their club exists is that Everton refused to pay a huge rent increase at anfield to a rich Tory who simply formed lfc out of his own pocket in what must be the biggest act of sugar daddying (if such a word exists) and financial doping.
 
So tonight we have to score 3 goals from outside the box. These need to be scored between the 53rd and 67th minute, with the right foot and whilst eating a bag of chips. If we do this, there in no way the dips can catch us.

Unless a fan scores a touchbasket from the 50 yard line during the superfunmultiball half time show at the end of the first quarter.
 
Jordan banging on about a wage cap when in fact we had a way of strangling wages and control at clubs in premier it was premiership ffp rules.

Read this it shows the initial rules in 2013.

Here’s a snippet of it>>


“Regarding the salary control restrictions, only a £4m increase in the wage bill for PL clubs will be allowed. If a PL club spends more than an additional £4m on wages from the previous season, the additional wage cost can only be funded by increased commercial revenues that the club has made during that season.”

That's right. And why were the rules changed again? Oh yes, that was the year it looked like United were going to break them.
 
Feel the hate....

If they aren't hating us we aren't winning.

Link here to the article from an open source and not behind a paywall here:


An extract:

Any temptation to perceive romance in this move should be resisted. Haaland’s choice of City has been made, as Barcelona manager Xavi acknowledges, “primarily for financial reasons – I have no doubt about that”. The upshot is that the intensity of competition for titles is in grave danger of being diminished.

Liverpool are barely living with City’s standard domestically as it stands. They ended their campaign in 2019 with nine straight wins and lost by a point. This time, they have suffered two defeats all season, the fewest of any club besides Arsenal’s Invincibles, Chelsea’s runaway champions in 2005, and their own 2019 campaign, and are still likely to miss out.

With the introduction of Haaland, City are poised to make any hope of a sustained challenge a delusion, rendering the Premier League as predictable as a Bundesliga that Bayern Munich have won 10 years in a row. They will legitimately depict Haaland’s addition as an astounding coup. But for anybody hoping to quell the raids of the nouveau riche, this is not a moment to be cherished.
 
Link here to the article from an open source and not behind a paywall here:


An extract:

Any temptation to perceive romance in this move should be resisted. Haaland’s choice of City has been made, as Barcelona manager Xavi acknowledges, “primarily for financial reasons – I have no doubt about that”. The upshot is that the intensity of competition for titles is in grave danger of being diminished.

Liverpool are barely living with City’s standard domestically as it stands. They ended their campaign in 2019 with nine straight wins and lost by a point. This time, they have suffered two defeats all season, the fewest of any club besides Arsenal’s Invincibles, Chelsea’s runaway champions in 2005, and their own 2019 campaign, and are still likely to miss out.

With the introduction of Haaland, City are poised to make any hope of a sustained challenge a delusion, rendering the Premier League as predictable as a Bundesliga that Bayern Munich have won 10 years in a row. They will legitimately depict Haaland’s addition as an astounding coup. But for anybody hoping to quell the raids of the nouveau riche, this is not a moment to be cherished.

From his previous articles, he's clearly a Liverpool fan
 
My particular favourite is to point out that the only reason that their club exists is that Everton refused to pay a huge rent increase at anfield to a rich Tory who simply formed lfc out of his own pocket in what must be the biggest act of sugar daddying (if such a word exists) and financial doping.
That is a fantastic bit of football history trivia, I will be using that one heavily in the future, thank you.
 
That's right. And why were the rules changed again? Oh yes, that was the year it looked like United were going to break them.

You’d thought Jordan the mouth piece of all knowledge would do a bit research! Making himself look an even more a dumb know nowt fuckwit. Pity Sinclair is similar he should do some research too if he did he could show him tell Jordan there was a way to slow strangle wages but the bloke who rushed in ffp in 2013 to stop clubs like Man City just pulled that rule out without an iota of reporting in the media.
 
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